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Date Posted: 18:14:32 02/01/03 Sat
Author: Insanity, randomly de-lurking
Subject: Re: But wait ... there's MORE.
In reply to: Mercuria 's message, "Re: But wait ... there's MORE." on 12:42:59 01/31/03 Fri

*Smiles proudly*
I got you...*holds out her hands and opens them to reveal...nothing*
...Ummm...
*blink**blink*
...*turns around and starts digging through a pile of dirty laundry*
I know I got you something! I just KNOW I did! It would be stupid of me to forget a birthday or...no, wait, it would be totally IC of me to forget a birthday. Or everything, for that matter. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! AAAAAAH! THIS BAD! *runs around her room emptying drawers, looking for a gift*
Therd: *holds up a sign reading "We are experiencing an Insanity moment. Please hold while your call is transfered. Thank you!"*

Minutes later...
*smiles proudly once more, looking rather flustered* I got you...THIS! *holds up an empty bottle*
Oh, sure, I know it only LOOKS like an empty shampoo bottle, but it's oh-so much more! It can be used to store valuable items! Like...marbles! Water! Bread! Small children! The blood of your enemies! Shampoo! And it's made of 100% durable all-unnatural palstic! ^_^ Please put it to good use, and happy late birthday!

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  • Next time, try a card. -- Fenrir, 19:54:45 02/01/03 Sat
  • Re: Gimme a heart attack, will ya? -- Mercuria, 19:58:06 02/01/03 Sat
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