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Subject: Re: pa dis mario


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Mario
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Date Posted: 13:23:02 04/07/02 Sun
In reply to: mata 's message, "pa dis mario" on 14:47:26 04/06/02 Sat

Vidim da su na ovom forumu popularne pitalice i zagonetke pa nije lose da se malo podsjetimo i dobre stare Kviskoteke.
Danas na newsima naletjeh na ovo :-)

Došao Mujo na takmičenje u Kviskoteku.
Igra detekcije...
- Osoba A, predstavite se.
- Ja sam Ivo Ivić, ja sam nevidljiv.
- Osoba B, predstavite se.
- Ja sam Ivo Ivić, ja sam nevidljiv.
- Osoba C, .... gdje je osoba C???

ili

Osoba A: Ja sam Franjo Arapović, najgluplji kosarkas u Hrvatskoj.
Osoba B: Ja sam Franjo Arapović, najgluplji kosarkas u Hrvatskoj.
Osoba C: (zbunjeno)... A tko sam onda ja?! ...

i jos jedan za kraj:

Došao Mujo na takmičenje u Kviskoteku.
Oliver Mlakar: - Što je to: dvokotačno prometalo na osobni pogon?
Mujo: - Motocikl.
Oliver Mlakar: - Točno, ali nepotpuno - motocikl marke Honda. Drugo pitanje:
Što je to: četvorokotačno prometalo na osobni pogon?
Mujo: - Automobil.
Oliver Mlakar: - Točno, ali nepotpuno - automobil marke Mercedes.
Mujo: - Mogu li ja jedno pitanje?
Oliver Mlakar: - Naravno, izvolite.
Mujo: - Šta je to: crno, dlakavo, vlažno i stoji ženama između nogu?
Oliver Mlakar: - Pa... pi*čka... mislim...
Mujo: - Točno, ali nepotpuno - pi*čka ti materina.

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