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Subject: Viconja narkomanski Author: Maja [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 14:27:38 04/11/02 Thu Evo ga vic kao doprinos ovim fenomenus uratcima web-mastera Maria: Uèi stari pjevac narkiæ svog malog sina kak se puši trava. Smota on malecki joint èisto pro forme. Pokažemu kako da puši i poslije pita: I šta osjeæaš? Kaže mali pjetliæ: Nita Stari pjetao ne može vjerovati pa smota jedan malo veæi. - I što sad osjeæaš? - Nita! Stari smota jedan al pravi i pita : A sad? - Nita, nita, nita!!! - Pa dovraga kako to?- uzrujao se stari - Ma nita, ni kljun, ni glavu, ni perje, nita, nita, nita [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: Viconja narkomanski Author: Mario [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 17:20:26 04/12/02 Fri Nasred Paskog mosta stoji plavusa i oce se ubit kad naidje mladi pomorac. - Sta radis nasred mosta? - pita pomorac. Plavusa: - Ma hocu se ubit, svi me svaki dan samo j**u i nista vise. Pomorac: - Ja sam mladi pomorac i evo idem na brod za Ameriku pa ako oces odi samnom, ja cu ti davati hranu, mozes spavat u mojoj kabini pa ako zelis mozemo se s vremenom bolje upoznat. I ode plavusa s njim na brod... Prvog dana donese pomorac dorucak u kabinu, pa rucak i na kraju veceru. I bilo je plavusi glupo, ipak ide ona za Ameriku i on joj nosi hranu, pa mu dala da ju po**be. I tako bilo i drugi i treci i cetvrti dan.... Kad ono nakon dva mjeseca uleti kapetan u kabinu i pita sav u cudu: - Sto radis plavuso na mom brodu? Plavusa: - Ma ja sam se htjela ubit sa Paskog mosta jer me svaki dan svi je** i evo spasio me mladi pomorac i sada idemo za Ameriku, on mi nosi hranu, pa mu ja malo dam, ali me bar sad vise nitko ne j**e. Kapetan: - J**e on tebe j**e, jer ovo je trajekt Prizna -Zigljen