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Subject: A new round robin....... Author: Acer [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:39:29 06/11/02 Tue Author Host/IP: treeless.life.uiuc.edu/130.126.50.16 Here is a new round robin..... I am thinking to start a round robin with JAG QUOTES... I thin it would be fun... see how far we can go... :):)! One rule: All of the dialogs in the story should be JAG quotes... You do not need to stick with the person who originally said it on JAG (for example, you could have Lt. Singer said "Awkward moment 300 and 10". :) Of course, it is necessary 100 % correct, since all of us are brainless.... :)! All of the brainless mistakes will be forgiven... :):) O.K. I will start...... WOOHOO!! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Once upon a time....... Author: Acer [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 20:41:08 06/11/02 Tue Author Host/IP: treeless.life.uiuc.edu/130.126.50.16 On this raining Saturday......... (Happen to be the same weather in Holland :):).. Harm and Mac go shopping....... Like everything they do together, they are handling this with military precision........ Harm is in charge of finding the stuff and Mac is pushing the shopping cart behind him..... The cart is quickly full of food: milk, bread, lettuce, tofu, cake, strawberry, and chocolate.... (hehe the list happened to be similar to what Dr.Acer had..... :)........ Now, it is time to check out...... The lines at cashiers..... are LONG.... It seems like everyone in D.C. area is shopping at the same time....... Harm and Mac are staring the lines and trying to come up with a strategy..... Suddenly, with the height advantage, Harm finds a much shorter line at the NE corner...... So, he rushes there without Mac....... After finding a good spot, he looks for Mac and shouts to her "Come to me!!!"........ A few yards away, Mac is still fighting with the VERY heavy shopping cart. She can not believe... Harm just disappeared like this and wants her to go there??....."Does he know how heavy this cart is.." She thinks...... so she shouts back "I need a better reason"........ "A better reason?".... Harm stares at Mac with disbelief....... "Does she see this line is much shorter? I thought she had a lawyer brain!!" Harm thinks, sigh...... Then, he shouts back "You know the reason...." and points to the obvious shorter line..... Mac sighs.... and starts to push the cart towards Harm's direction.... Suddenly..... TO BE CONTINUED....

[> Subject: Re: A new round robin....... Author: Acer [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 20:53:51 06/11/02 Tue Author Host/IP: treeless.life.uiuc.edu/130.126.50.16 Sorry! I meant "It is NOT necessary to be 100 % correct"... Brainless mistake NO.1....... :)

[> Subject: Part 2 Author: Seabird [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 20:55:52 06/11/02 Tue Author Host/IP: ipd50af103.speed.planet.nl/213.10.241.3 Mac started pushing the EXTREMELY heavy cart towards Harm.. it seemed like miles, and all the people were buzzing around her.. it was just so heavy! "I can't, I'm sorry, I can't" Mac yelled over to Harm, panting, hanging over the cart. "“What do you mean, you can't? You're a Marine. Come on Mac. What happened to that gung ho, semper fi, kickass jarhead I used to know? Don't let me down now, Mac. We've made it this far Damn it. This is precisely why we shouldn't allow women in combat 'cause when it comes to the clinch you know they're going to fall apart. If you were a real Marine...” Harm yelled back through the store.. that got the Marine mad. "Alright already. Shut up, you've made your point!" She grunted. Everyone in line was now watching the situtation while Mac started pushing the cart again... TO BE CONTINUED! wow that took a LOT of work!! LOL great idea Acer!!! Love, Seebs

[> [> Subject: Re: Part 3 Author: Choebs and Lau [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 23:54:54 06/11/02 Tue Author Host/IP: 149.houston-01rh16rt.tx.dial-access.att.net/12.82.225.149 Mac headed for Harm again, and finally made it. Harm said, "Nice of you to join me." Mac looked at him and replied, "I need shoes, lots and lots of them." Harm rolled his eyes as he watched his partner run off to go find lots of comfortable shoes. TBC Lau

[> Subject: WILL JOIN TOMORROW, THANK YOU ACER.....I LOVE IT :-) Author: BEEFY HEADING TO BED! [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 22:51:12 06/11/02 Tue Author Host/IP: fia218-71.dsl.hccnet.nl/62.251.71.218

[> Subject: part 4 Author: CB, and oh boy, THIS is lousy...LOL.... I did my best but it is LATE [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 00:09:13 06/12/02 Wed Author Host/IP: u212-239-220-5.adsl.pi.be/212.239.220.5 After a good half hour Mac still wasn't back. "Mac?" he yelled. "I'm here" she replied, coming from around the corner. "I'm waiting" Harm smiled, looking at the cart now with 3 more boxes in there. As they got in line for the cassiere, they looked down at the fingers racing of her keyboard. "Fastest fingers in the Navy" Harm joked, winking at Mac. "Red light, Commander!" she purred, narrowing her eyes at him. He showed off his flyboy grin at her and shoveled(sp?) her down the queue, all the while shaking his head. As they got to Harm's SUV, they set all in the trunk and got in, moving their way back to Harm's apartment. Entering Mac saw his apartment wasn't cleaned yet. "Harm? What do you call this decor?" "Priority" "Such as?" "You!" "When you look at me that way, what do you see?" He didn't reply immediately so Mac pushed a little more. "Come on, Harm, who is your benefactor?" "Maaac" "Pay up, Flyboy!" ***********

[> [> Subject: Re: part 5 Author: lau who's up late so be forgiving of my mistakes pretty please w/ choco covered strawberries on top! [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 04:57:46 06/12/02 Wed Author Host/IP: 77.houston-32rh15rt.tx.dial-access.att.net/12.83.30.77 "Maaac" "Pay up, Flyboy!" ******************** part 5 Harm: "Can I strip it down?" Mac: "That's a very nice smile and I'm sure most of the time it gets you what you want." Harm: "Well you oughta know, Sweet Thing!" Mac: "You'll eventually get it, and then you can plea bargain." Harm: "Gently Marine." Mac: "I'll be gentle." Harm: "Don't be gentle, be good." Mac: "Ha, cute does not work with me Harm." Harm: "You are loving this new relationship aren't you?" Mac: "You nervous already?" They continued on this kind of a conversation that only the two of them knew what in the world each other meant for quite some time, but each enjoyed each second of the others presence. Meanwhile a purple dinosaur had gone crazy and started to act violently inside the store... TBC Lau ;)

[> [> [> Subject: WOW!! Good job! Everyone :):) Author: Acer... who is still at school working on a report :(! [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06:08:50 06/12/02 Wed Author Host/IP: win14.urban.uiuc.edu/130.126.203.134

[> [> [> Subject: Re: part 6 Author: lau...ooga ooga booga....moo ah ah ah...>:) [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 05:24:28 06/13/02 Thu Author Host/IP: 182.houston-09rh15rt.tx.dial-access.att.net/12.82.240.182 is anyone else gonna add to this? well, i guess i'll continue on then... *********************** Meanwhile a purple dinosaur had gone crazy and started to act violently inside the store... ********************************** part 6 His name was, yep you guessed it...none other than the infamous Barney! All parents across America hated that stupid thing. It's show has great values, but one can only take so much of "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family." (AN: that's not dialog, it's the song...the WHOLE song) Barney decided that even *he'd* had enough of that stupid song and he went bananas. He was so looney and violent that he grabbed one of the cashiers from behind the counter. He ranted and raved a while. Meanwhile Harm and Mac were hiding and developing a plan. "What are you doing?" Mac asked Harm. "I'm going to wait outside." "Trying to sneak outside without saying goodbye?" "Is that a bad thing?" "Yeah." "Back up, Mac." "Why?" "You know the reason." Harm stated moving his hand to motion Mac out of the way so he could see. Mac looked at him funny, almost doubtedly and replied, "Well, I know one thing...I'd rather have you on my side than opposing me." "Was that a compliment?" Harm asked. Mac thought to herself...this is no time for jokes...we've got a crazy Barney on the loose! Harm spoke up again, but only in a whisper, "Are you sure you're okay?" "Well, I'm alright." Harm was getting worried about his Mac. Not too long after, Barney had spotted them and asked as he pointed his gun at Mac, "Who are you two?" Mac retorted, "Batman and Robin." Barney was getting madder and madder by the moment. Anything could set him off....TBC (to be continued) Lau

[> Subject: Thanks... Author: Deets aka Ditte [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06:24:00 06/12/02 Wed Author Host/IP: p431-116.ppp.get2net.dk/195.47.143.244 Thanks guys!!! For your support, good to know. As for the round Robin, I think I'll pst, I'm not that good at qutes as you guys. Looks like fun though..... and good to read..... See ya later......