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Date Posted: 21:48:49 05/27/07 Sun
Author: STM
Subject: Re: Theory as to why blondes are dumb
In reply to: Intelligent Blonde 's message, "Re: Theory as to why blondes are dumb" on 12:02:56 05/16/07 Wed

I'm blond and I'm an absolute airhead. No two ways about it ... there HAS to be a correlation.

I even used to dye it a bit darker when I was younger so that people wouldn't know, and would take me seriously, but then you end up with a white stripe down the middle of your head like a GT racer, and because I'm a surfer the dye used to go eventually and the sun would bleach it back to blond, so it would be streaky and the tips would always be blond anyway.

Great look, that. Also, putting a darker dye through my hair didn't make me any smarter or appear any more serious (while girls always wanted to go out with me, I had a hard time convincing any of them I'd make a good husband) so in the end I just caved in to the inevitable ...

It's now white, and still getting the shit bleached out of it by the sun & surf.

What can a(n old) boy do?

(Here's a trick though: On my way to work, I often simply pull in to the local service station, and after filling up with petrol, stick the air hose into my ear and pump some more compressed into my head. Because in reality, I secretly love being blond!)

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