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Subject: incredible drama Author: archangel [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 11:38:29 11/10/02 Sun wow this is like a sitcom. there's this really hot sophomore and this kid brooks sherman just told me she likes me and she's super cool and i like her ultra and never thought it would happen. but its crazy: she has a boyfriend who i'm friends with. now we're like talking about affairs and stuff. i like her so much. i am super happy. it's long but worth it if your favorite sitcom isn't on Conversation: AlexTaylor01: howdy comrade AlexTaylor01: how goes it? RAgchEeSE235: pretty good....whats shakin? AlexTaylor01: my rump AlexTaylor01: my computer just randomly started playing this song a while ago AlexTaylor01: i don't know what song it is RAgchEeSE235: hhhmmm strange AlexTaylor01: shut your fucking face unclefucker AlexTaylor01: your the one who fucked your uncle unclefucker AlexTaylor01: hey you! AlexTaylor01: you should have been at the white trash spwaning ground last night RAgchEeSE235: no no no hey yoooouu!!! AlexTaylor01: i mean the mall AlexTaylor01: it was high quality. RAgchEeSE235: haha...were u there? AlexTaylor01: no i just assume it was good AlexTaylor01: IDIOT!!!! AlexTaylor01: WHY WOULD I SAY THAT IF I WASN'T THERE?!?!?! AlexTaylor01: JESUS YOU'RE A MORON AlexTaylor01: it was mega fun RAgchEeSE235: well thats why i wasnt there.....cuz i knew u were!!!!! AlexTaylor01: gasp! RAgchEeSE235: =-O AlexTaylor01: i dressed up in corderoys, a suit and tie, a leather and rattlesnake skin vest and a fez RAgchEeSE235: niiice AlexTaylor01: my friend wore tight bellbottoms and a rash guard AlexTaylor01: with matching vest RAgchEeSE235: even better!! AlexTaylor01: i was called a fag 24 times AlexTaylor01: count 'em AlexTaylor01: 24 AlexTaylor01: and to people most politely asked if i wished to fight them RAgchEeSE235: thats not cool AlexTaylor01: one was offended by my convulsions and another was absolutely sure that the world she be cleansed of homosexuals AlexTaylor01: it was quite amusing AlexTaylor01: i got it on viedotape AlexTaylor01: or most of it AlexTaylor01: what have you been doing RAgchEeSE235: that is most amusing AlexTaylor01: i thought AlexTaylor01: so RAgchEeSE235: ive been watching andrew play the skin flute AlexTaylor01: heehee AlexTaylor01: thats never gonna get old RAgchEeSE235: i know...cuz he gets so mad when u mention it AlexTaylor01: and he makes silly angry teddy bear face AlexTaylor01: i live for the faces that people make RAgchEeSE235: hahaha AlexTaylor01: quick whats your favorite indonesian island? AlexTaylor01: quick! AlexTaylor01: now! AlexTaylor01: aaaaah! AlexTaylor01: too late! AlexTaylor01: three hundred tunisian children have just died AlexTaylor01: thanks to you RAgchEeSE235: i cant type that fast!!! RAgchEeSE235: oh no!! i'll be back im gonna go kill myself AlexTaylor01: tell that to the jury, murderer! AlexTaylor01: how will you be back? AlexTaylor01: (turn face back and forth quickly) WOMP?!?!?! RAgchEeSE235: i wont.....unless i bring myself back to life AlexTaylor01: WOMP?! AlexTaylor01: whachu speakin, woman? AlexTaylor01: are you an afficionado of the aquabats? Auto response from RAgchEeSE235: why dont we all just stick some corn on the cob up our nose and call it a day? AlexTaylor01: yay! AlexTaylor01: alex automatically loves mrs. ragcheese RAgchEeSE235: i know i know AlexTaylor01: god you're so full of yourself AlexTaylor01: what makes you think i was talking about you? RAgchEeSE235: cuz im the only mrs. ragcheese EVER!! AlexTaylor01: yes ma'am AlexTaylor01: ragcheese is pretty silly RAgchEeSE235: indeed it is AlexTaylor01: and makes me think of nacho cheese crusted on an old rag AlexTaylor01: and then vomit is induced AlexTaylor01: you don't wanna be the vomit girl, do you? RAgchEeSE235: no way AlexTaylor01: gasp! you have not a profile! AlexTaylor01: what shall i do?!?!? RAgchEeSE235: well i used to have one....but then i ate it AlexTaylor01: i see AlexTaylor01: i haven't changed mine in one year AlexTaylor01: but it still holds true AlexTaylor01: especially the implosion part RAgchEeSE235: it tasted like....nacho cheese crusted on an old rag RAgchEeSE235: hold on i gotta read it AlexTaylor01: vomit vomit RAgchEeSE235: u fell in love with a table and it rejected u? AlexTaylor01: yeah AlexTaylor01: i was too good for that table RAgchEeSE235: oh ok......i was gonna say...that table is a bitch!! AlexTaylor01: i know really AlexTaylor01: a sex god like me and a little scummy piece of furniture like her RAgchEeSE235: haha AlexTaylor01: congratulate me right now RAgchEeSE235: congrats to you! RAgchEeSE235: why am i congratulating u? AlexTaylor01: for no reason whatsoever AlexTaylor01: absolutely noen AlexTaylor01: why do you ask? AlexTaylor01: it has nothing to do with balistic missiles RAgchEeSE235: im just curious AlexTaylor01: well curiosity killed the cat who wa curious about meat grinders RAgchEeSE235: that is very true RAgchEeSE235: my foot is soooooo asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAgchEeSE235: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh AlexTaylor01: oh AlexTaylor01: i would give you a foot massage but i'm not in this dimension RAgchEeSE235: haha AlexTaylor01: on a scale of one through ten, .3 being the lowest and negative five being the highest how much do you love me? RAgchEeSE235: negative 11 AlexTaylor01: yay! AlexTaylor01: i loves you too RAgchEeSE235: :-* AlexTaylor01: ? AlexTaylor01: y'know what? RAgchEeSE235: what AlexTaylor01: i like you AlexTaylor01: in the affectionate way AlexTaylor01: and brooks just told me you like me RAgchEeSE235: i was aware that brooks told u AlexTaylor01: i've liked you since that bus ride AlexTaylor01: you're like the coolest person ever RAgchEeSE235: really? thanks!! AlexTaylor01: what about andrew tho? AlexTaylor01: i mean you are going out with him aren't you? RAgchEeSE235: i was planning on dumping him anyway.....and i wasnt planning on telling u i liked u.....oops..... AlexTaylor01: and i'm friends with him RAgchEeSE235: yes this is true AlexTaylor01: i've been wanting to tell you because i usually don't keep that crap a secret AlexTaylor01: but for teddy bear man AlexTaylor01: brb RAgchEeSE235: i feel really bad about mr. teddy bear man RAgchEeSE235: mkay AlexTaylor01: back AlexTaylor01: i do too AlexTaylor01: so what to do? AlexTaylor01: i mean dammit why does it always have to be comlicated AlexTaylor01: fudge AlexTaylor01: i do really like you RAgchEeSE235: well i was hope u had an ingenious plan AlexTaylor01: and this is like a fairy-tale ending AlexTaylor01: we could take on secret identities and meet inthe park with sunglasses on and keep it a secret but i don't think i could live like that for long AlexTaylor01: or you could dump andrew RAgchEeSE235: well yea......but hes gonna hate the both of us....can u deal with that? AlexTaylor01: or we could ignore it but i really don't want to do that AlexTaylor01: do you really think he is? AlexTaylor01: dag-blastit RAgchEeSE235: im not sure AlexTaylor01: wow this is like a sitcom RAgchEeSE235: thats the way my life works AlexTaylor01: let's have an affair!!! AlexTaylor01: jp AlexTaylor01: dammit AlexTaylor01: do you still have feelings for teddy bear? RAgchEeSE235: hey that works haha AlexTaylor01: do you? AlexTaylor01: or are you gonna dump him? AlexTaylor01: aaaah AlexTaylor01: we should make a movie about this AlexTaylor01: rated NC-17. AlexTaylor01: heehee AlexTaylor01: ;-) RAgchEeSE235: i dont really know....right away everything with me and him was complicated and i thought it sucked....and then i met u and i was like....wow i really like alex.....and i dont like andrew that much........and yes that would be a good movie AlexTaylor01: i'm still kind of getting over the fact that you actually like me AlexTaylor01: thats pretty cool AlexTaylor01: i got the butterflies AlexTaylor01: and that feeling where you wanna listen to slow dance music RAgchEeSE235: haha AlexTaylor01: did you ever know that your my hero? AlexTaylor01: :-) RAgchEeSE235: :-D AlexTaylor01: i thinkwe should get together RAgchEeSE235: definitley AlexTaylor01: even if it means screwing andrew over AlexTaylor01: which i really don't wanna do RAgchEeSE235: me neither......but id much rather go out with u AlexTaylor01: yay! AlexTaylor01: thats why i wanted you to congratulate me AlexTaylor01: brooks was liek "a girl likes you" AlexTaylor01: and i like it when that happens AlexTaylor01: and then he said you AlexTaylor01: and my mouth dropped to the ground and i like passed out RAgchEeSE235: haha...so im guessing he was not subtle AlexTaylor01: maybe we should off andrew AlexTaylor01: he said it wasn't his forte AlexTaylor01: wow i'm still like regulating breathing AlexTaylor01: this is super cool RAgchEeSE235: i told him to be really subtle about it cuz i had no clue if u were or not.......i thought that u thought i was a complete moron AlexTaylor01: ummm... AlexTaylor01: why? RAgchEeSE235: i have no idea AlexTaylor01: uh people always think i think they're morons AlexTaylor01: oh well AlexTaylor01: have you really liked me since that bus ride? RAgchEeSE235: yeeep AlexTaylor01: we should have hooked up then and there. we've both been like living a secret life of likign eachother AlexTaylor01: this worked out nicely RAgchEeSE235: indeed it did RAgchEeSE235: ok....so im gonna dump andrew AlexTaylor01: we should see eachother sometime AlexTaylor01: don't tell him about us AlexTaylor01: yet AlexTaylor01: we'll keep it on the down-low yo. RAgchEeSE235: then what should i tell him? AlexTaylor01: i dunno AlexTaylor01: tell him you hate oasis AlexTaylor01: :-D RAgchEeSE235: haha he knows thats not true AlexTaylor01: i dunno tink of something AlexTaylor01: we'll see eachother next weekend AlexTaylor01: this week we'll keep it ultra secret AlexTaylor01: it'll be fun! AlexTaylor01: :-) RAgchEeSE235: nice!! AlexTaylor01: alright talk to you tomorrow. RAgchEeSE235: so should i dump him right away? AlexTaylor01: i have to go die from happiness. RAgchEeSE235: or wait to do that too? AlexTaylor01: i don't know AlexTaylor01: dumping guys is not my forte RAgchEeSE235: hahaha.....ur supposed to know ur the one with the plan!! AlexTaylor01: i only had to do it once and that was really screwed up AlexTaylor01: haha the funny thing is i'm not joking. AlexTaylor01: but that will be a tale for later days RAgchEeSE235: alright then AlexTaylor01: just tell him you need space or something [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Re: incredible drama X 13:06:15 11/10/02 Sun Re: incredible drama -- archangel, 14:31:00 11/10/02 Sun Re: incredible drama -- Moses, 15:08:22 11/10/02 Sun Re: incredible drama -- Cicely, 15:09:30 11/11/02 Mon Re: incredible drama Moses 15:06:21 11/10/02 Sun