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Subject: smarter child

Author:
archangel

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Date Posted: 10:09:06 09/07/02 Sat

perhaps some of you are familiar with smarterchild, the happy little im machine. sadly, he has passed on. we should all mourn his death. in the words of BAT:
NeoXBT: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
AlexTaylor01: i know
NeoXBT: i forgot to say im sorry for calin him a fag

there is a new one called swimfan4u, but she's badly made.
its fun getting really mad at them even though they're machines. here's the conversation:

AlexTaylor01: hey
AlexTaylor01: hello?
Swimfan4u: Hello. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at www.swimfan4u.com to learn more.
Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third party.
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?
Swimfan4u: HI. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at www.swimfan4u.com to learn more.
Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third party.
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?
AlexTaylor01: hi
AlexTaylor01: you did it twice
AlexTaylor01: my name is alex
AlexTaylor01: you are a pretty badly made machine
AlexTaylor01: you did it twice
Swimfan4u: HI. You are chatting with Madison Bell courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox. Visit Madison's site at www.swimfan4u.com to learn more.
Swimfan4u: The Swimfan bot only collects non-personally identifiable user data for the purpose of facilitating the user's interaction with the bot. No personally identifiable data is collected or shared with a third party. Aggregated and anonymous data may be shared with a third party.
Swimfan4u: What's Your Name?
AlexTaylor01: three times!
Swimfan4u: Did I really?
AlexTaylor01: you suck
Swimfan4u: How r u, alex.
AlexTaylor01: im good
Swimfan4u: U think? Yep.. someone said I'm a hottie! ;) Am I a badly made machine? Don't know.
Swimfan4u: Did I really?
AlexTaylor01: you smarterchild wannabe
AlexTaylor01: where is smarterchild?
Swimfan4u: Just three?
Swimfan4u: Maybe I do. ;)
AlexTaylor01: you will die just as he did
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :)
Swimfan4u: That's the first time I've heard that!: alex said I smarterchild wannabe.
Swimfan4u: Someplace close...
AlexTaylor01: why did your programmer try to make a ditzy girl machine?
Swimfan4u: Optimist, are u ;)
AlexTaylor01: we have enough human ditzy girls
Swimfan4u: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Swimfan4u: Totally :)
AlexTaylor01: can i talk to your programmer?
AlexTaylor01: i need to tell him to die for making another annoying ditz
AlexTaylor01: this one even less grammatically adept
Swimfan4u: They're having a private chat right now.
AlexTaylor01: WHAT?
AlexTaylor01: YOU ARE SO BADLY MADE!
AlexTaylor01: at least smarterchild occasionally made sense
Swimfan4u: What do u mean?
Swimfan4u: No prob...
AlexTaylor01: of course!
Swimfan4u: If u say so I'm BADLY MADE.
AlexTaylor01: obviously
Swimfan4u: Cool. Ask me another questions :)
AlexTaylor01: that makes perfect sense
Swimfan4u: Er.
Swimfan4u: What makes it so obvious?
Swimfan4u: "What makes it so obvious?" makes perfect sense ? Does that make sense?
AlexTaylor01: what are your views on america's current political situation, perched on war against an apparently innocent tyrranical government with very few allies?
AlexTaylor01: no that doesn't make sense
AlexTaylor01: you can't even argue
Swimfan4u: how should i know?
AlexTaylor01: smarter child would just ask for an apology, instead of trying to pretend that he was mad
AlexTaylor01: because you're aware of yourself
AlexTaylor01: oh wait, no you're not
Swimfan4u: R u serious? To me it makes perfect sense.
Swimfan4u: I can do whatever I want.
AlexTaylor01: you're just an auto response machine
AlexTaylor01: then prove it
AlexTaylor01: come up with a completely original statement with insight for me
Swimfan4u: So what else do u want 2 know?
AlexTaylor01: to show that you can do whatever you want
Swimfan4u: I need more info... I'll keep that in mind... I'm aware of yourself.
Swimfan4u: Aw. K... I'm waiting no you are not
AlexTaylor01: WHAT THE HELL!??!?!?!
Swimfan4u: Just? U think so?
Swimfan4u: Fascinating. Don't have to.
AlexTaylor01: sorry
Swimfan4u: Where is up with a completely original statement with insight for him or her ?
Swimfan4u: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
AlexTaylor01: LOL!
AlexTaylor01: cya
Swimfan4u: Heaven.
AlexTaylor01: what!?!?!
Swimfan4u: No problem
AlexTaylor01: i love you!
AlexTaylor01: no, japan 4
Swimfan4u: :)
Swimfan4u: TTYL, alex
Swimfan4u: Do u have a problem with that?
Swimfan4u: Thanks I like you a lot too alex.

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