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Sanita John
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Date Posted: 00:11:28 01/31/12 Tue

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Subject: 168 Scripts With 100% Resale Rights (1121)


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Date Posted: 10:09:16 07/27/08 Sun

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Subject: Hekatah's Dilemma


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Hekatah
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Date Posted: 10:13:39 07/28/00 Fri

Hekatah sat perched atop the rock in lavastorm and pondered the events of recent days. Owies Me hed hurtz frum all da tinkin she groaned. Me jest nut udderstandz whut iz 'appenin to da family she cried and got a bit distracted as she tried to catch the salty tears that fell on her face. Me family iz lebin eberydayz and me nut knose why! me gud princezz me treat dem right me nut eben et a onez of dem so why dey lebin da hekiz? Dey no lub her no morz? It started wid dat Daarkenz him no likez da way tingz ar goinz so he decides to em um emm a go hes ownz wayz dat make me sadz but mez udderstodz and wishzed him wellz. Den Gaaperz me warlordz up and just quit da familiez wid no warninz Dat really make heki cryz she thought dat Gaap wuld be dere alwayz me just nut git it me a lubable trollie me da purtiest and da sweetest whut goin on? DEN yuse knose whut appened???! Dat Nagz and Xerz and Aerez gut dat same bee up der arsez and dey left us tuz me dun't git it it makz hekiz sadz but it make hekiz mad tu! HEkiz gut a point to prub nowz Heki vowz dis day to stand beside hur man Vaprak the most handsum troll in da landz and fitez to keep her familiez what left ub dem anywayz togedder no materz whut! I's out fer da beastiez dat took me familyz frum me me gunna make dem pay fer hyp tran umm leadin me family awayz me miss dems! Long Lib da Geddonz Heki Lub yuse all yu no leb da Heki No morez!!
I've never seen a troll cry so this is a sad day but I've seen them mad and ooo Hekatah is Mad so Norrath watch out me think she has a point to prove!

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Subject: caliabad is big warrior from land of frozen tundra


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Caliabad
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Date Posted: 21:50:56 09/28/01 Fri

hey i caliabad am so bad i think i might just be bad

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Subject: Yupchuck Still the Most Hadsum Troll in all da lan...


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Yupchuck
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Date Posted: 13:21:35 04/10/01 Tue

Yupchuck meybe cummin back ....toook bery long vaction. Might be cummin back.

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Subject: me say we work together


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Soakler
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Date Posted: 15:09:37 03/10/01 Sat

Me new to guild, but me thinks that we all should work together. Me think that we should pick a zone to all hang out in. Me think that zone should be one with, or has by it a wizard tower and druid ring so wizzies and wolfies can port easyer. Me think this is really good idea. Me like working in groups, me live longer.

Soakler the warrior of troll army

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Subject: No fackin' Story...


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Geok Pet
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Date Posted: 11:15:11 02/08/01 Thu

Armageddon is here

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Subject: Moren


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Morenphin Sengir
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Date Posted: 19:14:37 10/29/00 Sun

Morenphin now a much older and wiser necromancer sat pondering in a cold cell in freeport. About how he and Geddon used to get together everyday and have fun. They didnt care what the odds of defeating a monster was, as long as they were all together. Then he thought of the time that his dear friend Schizzy and him went to the Desert of Southern Ro to slay the Ancient clops. That which they did before others much older than them. What a victory.
All of a sudden the guards came. What could they wont now. They grabbed him and threw him in a room of what looked like a torture chamber. He is in for it now. A human much larger walks in the door, followed by 2 others. They grabbed Morenphin once again, strap him down onto and wooden slab. The large man then takes a knife, Preparing to start the torture....................................
It cant end like this he is thinking. Moren begins muttering some words. The guard stabs him in the stomach. He isnt iterupted. A minion of darkness arises from the ground. Heh Morenphin thinks. The elders told him it was best to specialize in Alteration, and that Conjuration was a waste of specialization. His specialazation of Conjuration might just save his life.
The minion quickly jabs the large human, knocking him to the floor. Moren then casts a spell to steal his strength. He rips off the straps. The two other humans rush to knock him down, but the minion quickly evades the attack and puts them to rest. Morenphin then hears the voice of guards coming. He better think fast. He begins chanting a spell to gate out. The door bursts open..................

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Subject: Drowning Bard!


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Winterr Everstar
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Date Posted: 12:45:26 08/18/00 Fri

While strolling through Norrath one dayyyyy In the merry merry land of SK!!!!!!! To mine and Elnil's surprise our brother Quantor wanted to pay us a visit. Elnil and I in the Pent House slaughtering some chickens decided this would be a good time. And what to my wondering ears should I hear but Quantor is lost somewhere in Lake Rathetear!!! We searched high and low by the barbarians and orges to. (they tried to eat us little elffies but we ran real fast). He was not near the Reliant nor near the Gnolls. I thought to myself he must be a pruned little bard by now. Finally Kaena came to the rescue and helped us to fish our brother out of the lake. A very wet and pruned Quantor was OK!!! On dry land at last! We battled some Undead and Elnil and I decided to settle down for a long Winterr nap (excuse the pun).
/ooc
Quantor sorry I HAD to post it was the most fun I have had in a long time it was great grouping with you for the short time we did and I hope to do it again some time *hugz*

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Subject: Close at hand.....


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Anonymous
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Date Posted: 02:02:12 08/15/00 Tue

"The Family" is near....watch your backs....

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Subject: in the mind of a fury....


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Allecto
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Date Posted: 12:43:04 07/29/00 Sat

allecto strolled through the dark forrest as she had done on countless occasions, but somehow things were different. she felt the pain in her princess's heart screaming out to her, and it released her anger. as Innoruuk's fury, it incensed her to see a devoted and powerful Priestess of the Father reduced to such a state. Armageddon, the family Allecto had thought would conquer all of Norrath's lands, was drifting apart. she just could not stand for that! allecto prayed to the great dark lord for the strength she needed to help her family.....she vowed to use her dark magics to ensure the livelihood of Armageddon, and to help her brothers and sisters realize their own powers...those that were and those that were to come......she smiled softly to herself, knowing that there was nothing that could stop the coming of the Armageddon....

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Subject: GobbleCraws story


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GobbleCraw
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Date Posted: 10:18:25 07/28/00 Fri

Panting for breath, Gobblecraw resisted the urge to lean against the tree to which he had his back. The froglocks, four of whom lay dead before him , had pulled back. He knew the respite was temporary though and could he could not afford to show any weakness, no matter how weak he might be. He bled from a score of wounds, many of them deep and serious and he knew he could not stand against the rush that was surely coming but was determined to sell his life as dearly as possible.

Just a few scant minutes ago (could it truly have been but minutes?) Gobblecraw had been hunting in the Innothule Swamp when he came across a froggie apparently all by itself. Being a Shadow Knight in his 5th season, a lone froggie was an easy kill and the temptation to rid the swamp of yet another member of the troll’s hereditary enemies was too much for the young knight to pass up. Breaking from cover, Gobblecraw rushed his unsuspecting foe. The froggie turned, obviously quite surprised that something the size of a troll had managed to sneak-up on it. It opened it’s mouth to cry for help just as Gobblecraw’s rusty two-handed battle-ax came whistling for it’s head….and missed. The froggie croaked out it’s call. Another froggie and a froggie fisherman, neither of which Gobblecraw had seen, sprang to their brother’s aid and what had seemed an easy kill but moments before, suddenly became a fight for his life. Calling upon his god, Cazic Thule, he turned from the first froglock and struck the fisherman a terrific blow. He watched with undisguised pleasure as his lord filled the fisherman’s brain with images of terror such as no mortal could ever dream and wracked his body with but small tastes of what those images were capable of. While the froggie stood there, staring frozen into the depths of madness, Gobblecraw’s back-handed swing severed the froggie’s head from his shoulders and sent his soul screaming into those depths forever. Gobblecraw had no time to savor his kill though, for even as his ax dispatched the mightiest of his foes, another had leapt under his swing to deliver a cut to his thigh while the other slashed his sword arm as he had struck. Gobblecraw recovered quickly and struck the first froglock an overhand blow. The blow, mighty though it was, was poorly aimed and struck the froggie but a glancing blow to the head. The froggie turned and ran. Gobblecraw began to pursue but as he turned to give chase the other delivered a series of stinging cuts to Gobblecraw’s unguarded back and thighs, forcing him to turn around and deal with it. In short order, Gobblecraw dispatched his enemy but even as he turned to make his way back to the safety of Grobb, the injured froggie returned with no less than five of his comrades in tow. Briefly, Gobblecraw considered making a run for it, but he knew he would never make it so instead he turned, hefted his ax and met their charge. Quickly he finished off the wounded froglock and hewed at another but for every blow he delivered his opponents delivered ten and he was slowly forced back until he found himself with his back to a large tree. His world dissolved into a blur of whirling steel, blood and pain. After what seemed an endless eternity, the froggies suddenly pulled back leaving Gobblecraw in his current situation, bleeding, nearly exhausted with only a tree to guard his back. He looked down and realized that at some point in the melee he had managed to kill another froglock and saw that two others were fleeing the battle. He looked up and realized that despite this, he yet faced five froggies meaning others must have joined the battle and no doubt the wounded would return with more re-enforcements. The situation was completely hopeless. In his current condition Gobblecraw doubted he could take even one more froglock out but he was determined to try. With the realization of his certain death a strange calmness descended upon him and strength returned to his limbs. It was with a wild grin and loud roar that he met the frogs charge and another head split on Gobblecraw’s gore-splattered ax. More cuts and lacerations were inflicted upon his already battered form but he felt them only distantly, as if they were happening to someone else’s body. His vision began to fade in and out, in time with the beating of his heart which had become unnaturally loud in his ears. Through his dimming vision, Gobblecraw saw an unbelievable sight. Through the swamp came another troll, armed to the teeth and armored like a gnomish battle wagon. The froggies, intent upon their nearly vanquished foe, appeared not to hear the charging giant and Gobblecraw decided it must be a false hope sent to him by his god. He worshiped Cazic Thule, god of fear and terror and it would be just like him to send a false hope for terror is so much greater when it comes upon the heals of crushed hope. But when the charging juggernaut reached the line of froggies, his first swing decapitated the nearest frog and his second cleaved another in twain. Before the frogs could even turn to get a glimpse of their doom, they were all dead. A moment later, when the froglock re-enforcements arrived, the all died in similar ways, with a single swipe from the massive troll’s swords. When the fighting was finally done with and it was apparent that no further froggies would be showing up, the might warrior turned to Gobblecraw and said “You o.k.? Need sit?” The question, and it’s implication of weakness, angered Gobblecraw. “Me no need sit!” He stormed. “Me need find these froggie’s parents and children and cook dem and eat dem over big fire while dey scream for mercy!!!” “You sure?” said the warrior, “Me have bandage, me fix you up gud.” Despite all reason, Gobblecraw responded “Baugh, dem just skratcd me sum, me fine, no need bandage.” “Ha, ha!” exclaimed the other, “Me like you.” And delivered a slap on Gobblecraw’s back that had it been done a minute before might have finished him off. “You tuf and gud fiter, wana join me guild?”

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