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Date Posted: 03:23:48 06/21/02 Fri
Author: ray
Author Host/IP: ip68-8-133-147.sd.sd.cox.net / 68.8.133.147
Subject: Exclusive Look: ----------->>> Unprinted CK & Jig go to Toyfair Comic <<<--------
In reply to: ray 's message, "*milk sprays from rays nose*" on 17:39:12 06/20/02 Thu

A long while back i started to make an 8 page comic about ck and jig going to toyfair. It was a sort of Milk & Cheese inspired tale where they'd arrive and go around to all the companies and the hilarity would ensue. I roughly sketched all most all the pages and had the basic rough dialouge down, and i had a few finished pencils. But i became distracted by some shiney spoons and lost intrest in finishing it. So for the first time ever here are some pictures out of the:

CLamKiller & JerkSaw
go to
TOYFAIR!!





This first pic is of the character designs of CK and Jerksaw, this picture should be allot bigger but MSN is being a bastich and i can't figure out how to make bigger resolution pictures. If anyone knows please lemme know. Basicallly I changed CK's look from when i first drew him. I wanted him to be a really small greasy used car dealer type. Jigsaw needed to be a mutant inbred redneck look.

I had it set so they'd be a classic cartoon pair, CK's the "brains" of the operation and does all the talking while jerksaw hardly ever says anything except a couple untangible babellings like "gabba blabba blah" kinda like timmay on south park.



This was some almost finished pencils of the first page, It'd get cleaned up more when i inked it. Ck has a "Nerf SCALPA' BEATER" for beating up scalpers at toyfair.



This was the rough sketch of the header which was very, very milk and cheese inspired [okay ripped off ;-p]. the basic plot started out as ck and jerksaw at CROC headquartes thinking of ways to get people to join there cult. Then jigsaw mumbles something incohearent and ck translates Jigsaw thats genious were going to toyfair [which would in some convoluted stupid fashion get people to join there army].

They then ride in on the Croc-mobile which was a Walrus stuffed into a wagon to toyfair where they went to enter but were stopped by security and thrown out. Then CK and jerksaw steal some costumes from the people who have to dress as things. Ck Steals a pikachu costume but has it on upside down so he's talking out pikachu's butthole and can't see anything, and his buttcheeks hang out of pikachu's mouth where the face was supposed to go. Jigsaw put a trashcan over his head and went in as R2-D2. Ck and jig then re-attempt to sneak in and the guards start to laugh, but the guards then think they were the retarded kids from the make a wish foundation and let them into the show.

Once inside they meet up with CROC super secret agent Noman, Noman ask what took them so long and CK goes on about how people were hounding him for his autograph. As they continue inside they go around to all the company boothes and from then on the jokes focused more on the companies.

The first booth they went too was the star wars booth, Ck makes Noman take 300 pictures of a darth maul figure. Then nomam point at all the new unseen episode 2 figures and ask if they should take any pictures of those, and Ck berates him and says "who wants to see those i aint ever seen any of those guys in a star wars movie". They then procede to the hasbro press booth to listen to hasbro where we find out hasbri is actually run by monkeys. A bunch of monkeys in bussiness suits do monkey stuff and throw darts a dartboard to decide what color batman to make next. Someone then ask Hasbro a question and they get upset and start throwing feces and attacking the crowd.

Next up is the Bandai booth where there watching some head dude of bandai give a sppech that he's reading a boring press release from a paper. Ck Whispers to jigsaw that optimus prime looks funny [pointing at a gundam]. Then the bandai guy accidently reads a portion of the paper he shouldn't have read about bandai using all the money to build an army of real gundams to take over the world. The guy making the speech is then shot and killed and these MIB looking bandai reps come in with the MIB memory erasers and mind wipe everyone.



This is the rough sketch of the Mcfarlane booth adventure, it's not big enough to read the text now cause of stupid MSN so i'll spell it out.

Panel one is just a set up shot of everyone entering the macfarlane toys booth and theres a fat guy in a spawn suit to greet them.

The next panel is a shot of the new line of toys called "toutured bowels" it's a spoof of tourtured souls and has all these guys in chains on toilets.

The next panel has todd mcfarlane shaking CK hand and saying "Hi I'm Todd Mcfarlane I revolutionized everything and made the world a better place...

The next panel Todd's Arm breaks off while CK was shaking it. Ck goes "EEK! I was bareley shaking your arm and it broke off like a brittle piece of plastic! [a joke about mcfarlane figures always falling apart]

The next panels theres a moment of silence while todd just stands there in the same position and his facial expression doesn't change. CK then ask if he wants his arm back?

Then the last panel is McFarlane saying "I'd love to get my arm back but I can't move to grasp it, I'm stuck in this one position." then CK says "well that explains Allot [this is a joke about mcfarlane figures being unposeable]

Then some other stuff happens but I'ts getting late and i'm sure i'm boring you by now but Eventually CK tries to beat up some big Fat smelly guy he thinks is a Scalper but is really the head of a toy company. CK, Jerksaw and Noman get chased out of Toyfair by security and steal a Van. There trying to get away from the cops but they arn't going fast enough. Ck then deduces they need to dump some excess weight to go faster. He takes the pictures from Noman declares him "useless" now and kicks Noman out of the speeding Van. While Nomans getting kicked out he yells "I stiiilll Fuuunction" Like megatron in the transformers movie.

**I find it really funny that i predicted the future with that little part.**

Eventually they make it back to Croc headquarters which looks like the hall of doom from Superfriends, and then.... uh something i never really thought of a good closing joke i figured i'd make it up when i got there.

The end
[man i hope msn works today]


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