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Date Posted: 13:15:36 04/15/02 Mon
Author: Miss Eku Egao
Author Host/IP: p-2-16.du.midcoast.com / 206.26.228.80
Subject: Oh, gag me with a rusty spork.
In reply to: Dare 's message, "And in other news, Jolie was recently voted" on 05:42:21 04/15/02 Mon

>by some fashion mag as having the most perfect female
>body of the 20th Century.
>
>God help us all.

*I* have the most perfect female body. After being placed in the role of King Claudius in Hamlet, I have now proven my multi-purposeness. That's right, Jolie, while you're breaking your nails and ankles trying to put on makeup, I'm standing strong. Booya.
Okay, so I hate fashion magazines. I just like the perfume ads. And I just woke up, I need to babble about something.
Eku, woman of powah~

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Replies:

  • ...girl who looks most like she's been sucking on a curling iron? -- Gyo, 14:47:07 04/15/02 Mon
  • ...that's the most erotic mental image I've had in a while. -- D1, 18:03:51 04/15/02 Mon
  • *looks around* Er.... um... I think shes hot.... *dodges* -- ray, 22:15:20 04/15/02 Mon
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