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Author: NieMMY |
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Date Posted: 02:39:50 05/30/03 Fri Wayne: HELLO OPERATOR. I'D LIKE TO MAKE A CALL CAN I HAVE 477 3104? Opertator: I'M SORRY SIR, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT NUMBER ONCE AGAIN? Wayne: 477 3104, DID YA GET IT THEN? Opertator: COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE SLOWER? 477'S ALL I GOT Wayne: 3104, ARE YOU BLOODY DEAF OR WHAT? Opertator: LOOK, I GOT THE FIRST BIT, BUT I JUST CAN'T GET THE LAST Wayne: WELL STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE CHORUS Wayne: STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKIN' HELP, NOT MAKE IT FUCKIN' HARD I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING SMART SO YOU CAN STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE Telecom:GOOD MORNING I'M FROM TELECOM, COME TO DISCONNECT YOUR PHONE FOR A BREACH OF REGULATIONS JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO YOU UPSET OUR OPERATOR WITH A PRETTY NASTY CALL Wayne: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN' ON ABOUT? IT WAS ALL HER FUCKIN' FAULT! Telecom:WELL SHE CLAIMS THAT IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT, SHE REALLY WAS DISTRESSED Wayne: WHAT ABOUT YOUR CUSTOMERS, SHE UPSET ME FIRST! Telecom:WE'VE GOT HER WRITTEN STATEMENT, WHICH SHORTLY WILL BE READ BUT IT MIGHT HELP IF YOU'D RECALL EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID Wayne: I SAID CHORUS Wayne: STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKIN' HELP, NOT MAKE IT FUCKIN' HARD I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING SMART SO YOU CAN STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE Telecom:WELL THAT'S NOT EXACTLY ON SIR, IT'S JUST NOT ON AT ALL YOU MUST USE COMMON ETIQUETTE IF YOU WISH TO MAKE A CALL AND 'PLEASE' AND 'THANK YOU' ALSO HELP, YOU CAN'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT Wayne:'PLEASE' AND FUCKIN' 'THANK YOU' WELL YOU FUCKIN' TELL HER THAT! Wayne:AND SHE KNOWS WITHOUT A TELEPHONE I'M REALLY IN THE SHIT Telecom:WELL PERHAPS IF YOU'D APOLOGISE THAT JUST MIGHT HELP A BIT Wayne:APOLOGISE? APOLOGISE? APOLOGISE TO WHO? Telecom:JUST GO IN AND ASK FOR OPERATOR 42 operator 40:GOOD MORNING, ARE YOU WAITING? IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO? Wayne:YES, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO OPERATOR 42 operator 40:I'M SORRY SIR, I MISSED THAT, COULD YOU REPEAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID? Wayne:AH SHIT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HERE WE FUCKIN' GO AGAIN! OPERATOR 42, LOOK I'LL JUST WRITE IT DOWN OH OPERATOR 42, I'LL SEE IF SHE'S AROUND Wayne: JEEZ, THEY'RE BLOODY USELESS, I'M SURE THAT THEY'RE ALL DEAF NO WONDER THAT I DID ME QUINCE, NO WONDER THAT I SAID CHORUS Wayne:NOW THEY'LL MAKE ME SIT AROUND AND WAIT ALL BLOODY DAY JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE ME SWEAT AND HAVE THE FINAL SAY THAT'S LIKE THE PUBLIC SERVICE THEY MAKE YOU SCRAPE AND BBOW ARRGGHH SHIT! SHE'S FUCKIN' UGLY, IF THAT'S HER COMING NOW! operator 42:I'M OPERATOR 42, I'M BUSY, MAKE IT FAST Wayne:DID A BLOKE TELL YOU TO STICKTHAT FUCKIN' PHONE RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE? Operator 42:YES HE DID, THE FILTHY ANIMAL, I REMEMBER NOW Wayne: WELL YOU'D BETTER FUCKIN' BRACE YOURSELF 'CAUSE THEY'RE BRINGING IT AROUND!! CHORUS Wayne: STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKIN' HELP, NOT MAKE IT FUCKIN' HARD I'M JUST TRYIN' TO MAKE A CALL, BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING SMART SO YOU CAN STICK THAT FUCKIN' PHONE, UP YOUR FUCKIN' ARSE Luvs & Huggles NieMMY :P hehehe [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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