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Subject: Re: Ain't it obvious? :-)

Author: NieMMY Stalker to the Stars :P hhehe

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 03:47:21 12/29/02 Sun In reply to: Z'Cyaal 's message, "Re: Ain't it obvious? :-)" on 23:24:46 12/28/02 Sat Look I'm happy to stalk Wayne , But I'm the worlds lazyest stalker! He would have to stop joy riding around the planet ,and move to melbourne , then live up the street from me , then he would have to make an appointment "I don't just stalk anyone you know! there's a waiting list a mile long" I have many stars on my books at present, and all of them won't to be stalked "hell your not a star if you haven't been "Am I right?" They all want there Nightmare stories about being stalked for the new-idea womans weekly and other less wholesome scandel rags and such... But lets no forget that I do , employ a lot of unemployed actors as stalkers too "so I'm sort of a humanitarian in that respect"They get a lot of valueble experiance for the latest up comming psyco roles in the NieMMY School of stalking! But here at NieMMY's, where more than just a stalking service , We care! We know our stars want more "Stars!always wanting more!" :P So not only do we stalk! we also write the fully story and press relese , and you also get a portfolio of creepy photos of our stalker around your premises , just to add that touch of realisim! So stars!Don't just sit there by the phone waiting for that crap arse agent of yours to ring with that role of a lifetime! Be proactive and give NieMMY a call! And let NieMMY do it right for you! Luvs & Huggles This is a joke ,and cannot be used in a court of law! All rights reserved NieMMY animation a division of Wayne stalking international 2002 [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]