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Subject:  Recap: #1-74. We are short 27. |
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Author: AG |
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Date Posted: 15:06:01 10/01/02 Tue In reply to: NieMMY 's message, "101 things you can do With an Unemployed Wayne!" on 15:40:06 09/12/02 Thu No1 Wayne could get a job down at the House of Disiplin & Pain! No 2 He could be a zoo lander Male model! hehehe No 3 He could do nutri grain commercials "left right left right!" :) heehhe No 4 Pool Man No 5 UPS Man (with brown uniform and those shorts) No 6 Drummer for R'n'R band that works for beer and groupies No 7 Shakespearean Actor (again) No 8 Spike's Older Brother No 9 Abuse Him as a Coffee Table No 10 Handy Man (oh, please - go there - what would Wayne be "handy" at?) No 11. Secretary (I've always wanted a secretary) No 12. International Beer Taster No 13. Director of S & M activities in a nudist camp No 14. Witches' Familiar (I'm not Wicca, but I could convert!) No 15. Con man in a bar--winning bets on whether he can tie knots in a cherry stem with his tounge. No 16 Be Amazed by His Blokiness No 17 Make him the Den Leader for a Scout Troop No 18 Relive his days as a FireFighter (oh, he just played one on TV) No 19 Take him camping No 20 Take him to the beach No 21 Bring him tea and sympathy No 22 Be the designated driver while he barhops with his mates No 23 Get him a job as a model for paramilitary gear #24--Take him to Six Flags Over Georga (For those not familiar w/6 Flags, it is mostly a roller coaster fun park!) (For those not familiar with why this is "funny," allegedly WP had never been on a roller coaster, when a scene called for him to ride one--in his Scorpie black leather costume. He apparently found the ride to be "unsettling," to the point the scene was finished with a stand-in, AFTER a clean-up crew was called in.) #25--Leather Tanner & Taxidermist #26--Porn Star #27 Hire him out in costume on Halloween to scare the bjesus out of all the little kiddies. #28 Watch said porno with a critics eyes. #29 A male escort #30 Man power stripper :p heehe #31 Pub bouncer! #32 I'd love some help on the allotment. #33 Dog walking #34 Rodeo rider #35 rollercoaster test pilot hejheheeh #36 Stunt man #37 Bank robber :p #38 Male Model #39 Dorm Security at a girls collage #40 Ghosts new kick stand. #41 Modivational Speaker (do it or something terrible will happen to you and your families) #42 The Man of My dreams. Somebody should be.My dreams are so dull lately! #43 Naomi Watts's boy slave! #44 Hire a Hubby man #45 Teacher of sex education at a ladies collage "snurched that from WHoShe "Give credit where credit is due" :P #46 a womens plumbing doctor "i luv my work!" hehe #47--Voice-Over Actor #48 Door to door salesman for Toys for the laydees. #49 Door to door sales man AS toys for the ladies. #50 Get together with my pro keyboard playing husband and make another group. #51 Act main part in one of my scripts. (I wish!!!!) #52 Leading Actor in my latest animation craptacular! #53 the fifth member of KiZZ #54 New bouncer at the bar I hope to open one day. Dressed as Scorpios of course. So intimidating and scary. The locals might cry if he walked up! #55 Stand up comedian, NieMMY could write for him. Yeah? #56 Calender model. Would he like to pose in 12 different speedo's or S&M outfits? #57 I proclame Wayne as the New Queen of Ozstralia! #58 If he don't want to be queen of Ozstralia he can be our new Prime-Minister If he keeps the Scorpius attitude he should do just fine "I would say!" #59 NYC cab driver. I'm sure he'll get you there on time! #60 Police officer. But then there would be a crime wave among the women in the community where he worked. #61 Lounge host. You know, the guy in the tuxedo, always has a light for your cigarette, just the right words to say, and always pulls the chair out for the lady. Rico, Suava #62 Panza tank comander #63 Thomas the tank engine #64 Rehnfield #65 Butler #66 Hobo #67 Axe murderer #68 Riff Raff #69 - Umpire (wearing the Scorpy suit, of course. Who's going to dispute his decisions?) #70 - Animal trainer. "Heel!" #71 - Flag pole. Yes, he's *that* skinny. {VEG} #72 Garbo # 73A crazed coffee drinking Nun! #74 Flogging cars in commercials "Common Down to crazy Wayne's amd let him do it right for u" [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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