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Author: NieMMY ArrrrTeeeeS'T an oldie but a goodie |
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Date Posted: 18:32:24 07/25/02 Thu domestic Bliss by Niemmy S Quire Niem Wakes to lovely sunny day on planet Wogga Wogga! She notice something strange as she wakes from her drowsy sleep "jezz I'm half blind ,Oh my god" she cries and the rushes over to the mirror to investigate this phenomenon,oh its only me my eyelashes stuck to my face again. Niem shuffles off on the cold lino to put on her fluffy leather slippers and her terry toweling leather dressing gown "why does every thing have to be made of leather, velvet is nice too hmm just a little dream".Oh well another day better go out and survey the damage .the kitchen survived unscathed! lab bearly touched, she hopes a vain hope that the lounge room made it out alive , hmm as expected wall to wall empties ,nudie deck of cards splayed out across the room,and the usual crumpled body lying on the floor Niem takes a stab and say's "come'on johhno' its time to get up" the lifeless body seem to slowly come to life grunts moans ,and coughs. Niem hears the door bell go ,Bet ya its bracca ,she opens the door "speak of the devil". Bracca :Hi niem Niem : jezz bracca you look like crap ,what happend? Bracca: Oh the guys got me drunk and gaffa taped me naked to a lamppost "Bastards",So the boss up yet? Niem Oh he's slowly making it! poor old thing!I think he's on the side of the bed coughin up a lung Niem:Scorpie you up doll? Scorpius : Getting there....Wheres me socks Niem : Where ya left em dear Scorpius :Well Where's that Niem:I don't know!!! look on the floor!!! Scorpius: FOUND EM !! Niem: Where where they? Scorpius: On my feet hehehe Niem: mutters under her breath "well that's a frelling new one".. Oh anyway Bracca come in and have sone Breakkie. Bracca: Tar Niem. All three disheveled bodies slowly wonder into the kitchen and take there position's at the table Niem ask's you three want a coffee ,A grunt from the living dead reports back. Niem : Hmmm I'll take that as a yes then! As all three stared blankly into there black coffee's trying to sooth there red swollen eyes, with occasional grunt being traded between them. Bracca: Pipes Up "you barstards did have to tie me up naked during the gay and lesbian mardigrar"!!! Scorpius and john look at each other and snigged like two wicked school boys Scorpius voice Undecided between Decorum and Full laughter, ask's bracca Well Bracca how did you eventully get yourself free? Bracca :rather dejected answers,well I was bloody stuck there for two hours! And then some 400 pound bloke dressed as mother Teresa and wearing leather chaps and not much else eventually decided to cut me loose! Johhno :with tears in his eyes, what do you mean eventually? Bracca :Well he wouldn't let me go till I promised to go out with him tonight! And then he insisted on writing his phone number on my willy including the bloody area code! Then when he did let me go to screams of"call me sweetie call me""lucky you guys didn't tape me up facing the pole". Well anyway I was off and running through the middle of downtown sydney being chased by every cop and perv for a twenty k radius! Then ducking in every bush that has thorns and prickles I finally made it home! Havin no keys I had to break in .Then the landlord spots my naked hairy arse danggeling from the second story window figuring I'm some sorta rapist decides to shoot me in the arse "lucky he only grazed a cheek and missed the bullseye""Barstards".... Scorpius :tears rolling down his face by this time :Well Bracca at last you found yourself a girl friend,good for you"invite me to the wedding". Johhno convulsing in fits of laughter under the table struggling to get out:O can I be your best man hahahahah Niems elvern like ears by this time sticking two inches above her thick red hair,taking in every silabal with a beaming smile from ear to ear; Counting down the seconds to the coast is clear that she can get to the phone and relay the mornings' events to Aryan,Chiana,and Joolz... Life Is GooD Luvs & Hugs from "I'm afraid to spell check" Niem :) top that froon " [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |