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Date Posted: 14:11:07 08/29/05 Mon
Author: Nature Boy Ric Flair
Subject: Stylin' and Profilin'
In reply to: Live From Hershey, Pennsylvania 's message, "Brand Monday Night Raw" on 13:46:42 08/25/05 Thu


WOOOOOOOOOO!







~The crowd ‘Wooooos” as The Nature Boy walks out from the back, styling and profiling down the ramp and to the ring. Once there, he stops in front of Lilian and WOOOOOs right in her face, slicking his hair back before climbing into the ring, mic in hand.~

Ric: “WOOOOOOOO!” ~The crowd pops loudly.~ “HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA… Monday Night Raw just got that… much… better… because you’re looking at the one and only NATURE BOY… WOOOOOO… Ric Flair, stylin’ and profilin’ like only I can do!”

~The crowd continues to cheer as he goes on.~ “The deadline for the open contracts have come and gone, and in all honesty, I kicked Smackdown! and Athene’s ass!” ~He grins and nods his head as he goes on.~ “I kicked her ass like Randy Orton is going to kick Jesse Hart’s…” ~The crowd cheers.~ “The way that Chris Sabin will kick Matt Hardy’s… and the way that Big Dave and O’Haire are going to DESTROY Evolution!”

~Ric stops with a smirk, holding a finger up.~ “Better yet… I kicked her ass in the contract signings… almost as bad as she wants mine. But who can blame her… who WOULDN’T want a piece of The Nature Boy’s ass? Athene, if you wanna take a ride on Space Mountain… well baby, WOOOOOOO, take your ephedrine and do your yoga, ‘cause lady, you’re gonna NEED it!”

~The crowd chants for Flair as he strips out of his suit coat, laying it over the top rope and unbuttons his shirt sleeves.~ “You think I can’t hang with the big boys anymore? Woman, Ric Flair IS the big time! Take a look at all the diamonds Hart gave you, enjoy them, because diamonds are forever, but so is the Nature Boy! WOOOOOOOO!”

“While you spend your prime sitting in an office, ogling all the boys and riding Hart’s wave, TRYING to be like the Nature Boy, I was driving 300 thousand miles a year all across the country, wrestling three hundred days a year against Johnny Valentine, Wahoo McDaniel, Harley Race, Terry Funk… Monday through Friday, twice on Saturday, twice on Sunday, and STILL bringing the party with me wherever I went!”

“If you wanna dance with the Nature Boy, well, WOOOOOO, Slick Ric can dance ALLLLLLL night baby!” ~He breaks out into a strut and a dance.~ “So bring your dancing shoes and that Canadian fire, and lay it ALL on the line… the loser of the match, RESIGNS as General WOOOOO Manager! WOOOOOOO!”

~Ric goes all red faced as he drops the mic to the mat, bouncing off the ropes and into another strut and WOOOOOO to the crowd’s approval!~

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