Backstage with Maria -- UCW

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Date Posted: 03:55:42 09/02/05 Fri
Author: John Cena
Subject: Backstage with Maria
In reply to: Live From Penn State! 's message, "Brand Smackdown!" on 02:44:56 09/02/05 Fri

Maria: �Heya Smackdown! fans, I�m Maria, your very own back door girl� I mean, backstage girl� and I�m about to have my threesome with the United States Champion� John Cena!� ~She smiles brightly as the fans explode.~ �And by that, I mean my third interview with the champ in three weeks!�

~The crowd then pops as the camera pulls back to reveal John Cena himself standing next to her.~ �You know, Maria� I liked the first one better.�

~She giggles before continuing.~ �Awww, thanks, John. I was really nervous my first week, but I�m glad you liked me enough to come again!�

Cena: �Maria, baby� you can ALWAYS make me� come again.� ~He waits out cheers from the fans.~ �But right now, I�ve got some business to take care of. We�re just three days out from the King of the Ring, BRAND� vs� BRAND� and now that the contracts are closed, everyone�s calling out the champ. Raw�s A.J. Styles is leading the charge, claiming that he wants the Franchise Player on the Super Bowl stage. Well, boooooooy, like I�ve always said� you WANT some� come GET some!�

~The crowd continues to scream wildly.~ �I ain�t hard to find, night in and night out I go to that ring, kick ass and take names� and if you want it that bad, the next name on that list WILL BE the �Phenomenal One�� A� J� Styles. Once it�s all said and done, and the smoke has cleared� The CHAMP� will still be� HEEEEEEERE!�

~Cena holds the US title up to the camera before walking off, leaving Maria behind, beaming.~

~Joy Giovanni then walks up behind Maria, watching John leave, nibbling on a finger.~ �DAMN I�m glad I came to Smackdown!�

~ A third woman walks up next to Joy, giving a glance at Cena as he walks away, then looking back to the other two and shakes her head in disbelief.~ "...Ummm...did I miss something here?"

~Both Maria and Joy look over at her, and Joy goes to answer but stops.~

Joy: "Who ARE you? Are you supposed to be back here?"

Maria: "Yeah, this is a restricted area!"

~The women answers.~ "Well, I WAS here on special request from the Executive of the Smackdown! Women's Division Sable... but... considering I saw moving boxes outside her door? I guess that plan's out. So I've got my pass." ~She looks over Maria.~ "I see she's got a mic, so that's one explanation....but.." ~She gives a second look to Joy.~ "What...just..who...what do YOU do? Stand here and look easy?"

~Joy juts her jaw in shock.~ "Maybe I would answer that, if I even knew your NAME."

"Yes...yes, that's nice. Go THAT way." ~She points to a spot off camera, and then takes the mic from Maria.~ "Ladies and gentlemen...I...am Melina. One word, many meanings...and..." ~She pauses and then shoves Maria from in front of the camera. ~ "...and I'm here to help along the transition from the old regime of the women�s division...to the new."

~Joy goes to retort, but Melina holds a hand in front of her face.~

Melina: "I'm part of a NEW era of UCW Diva. Whether it�s wrestling, modeling, promotional work, or just plain bringing attention to the product. Next week? I'm going to show you just how I do that. Because I....Melina...can take any losers with a pair of boots and make them bonafied UCW superstars. So tune in next week everybody...because that...is when I show you all exactly, what I've got." ~She smiles and adjusts her top as she finishes.~

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