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Date Posted: 01:41:41 07/02/04 Fri
Author: Chris Jericho and Special Guest Host!
Subject: The Hi-Light Reel
In reply to: Live from Cleveland, Ohio 's message, "Brand Monday Night RAW" on 13:52:38 06/28/04 Mon




~As soon as RAW hits the air live, we go to ringside where the lights are dimmed and Sevendust’s “Break Down The Walls” begins to tear over the speakers! As the lights flicker, there appears Chris Jericho at the top of the stage, with his back to the crowd!



~Y2J makes his way down to the ring with a grin spread across his lips. Once inside, the lights come on to reveal the new design for the first ever edition of the Highlight Reel on Monday Night Raw! He takes a mic and waits the crowd out before speaking.~


Jericho: Jerichoholics, welcome one and welcome ALL to the first ever edition of the Highlight Reel right here on Raaaaaaaaaw… iiiiiiiiiiiiiis… JEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIICHOOOOOOOOO!!

And we’re just ONE week removed from the DEATH of the career of Stoooone Cooooold Steeeeeve Auuuuuustin… and it’s all thanks to ME! Yeah Babaaaaaay! Last week, I stepped up to the plate and hit a HOME RUN when I broke that Texas piece of SHIT’S scrawny little leg! That’s right, Chris Jericho, Living LEGEND has now ended the careers of not ONE… but TWO Legends! Mick Foley was the first, Steve Austin was the second… but he won’t be the LAST!

~The crowd showers Jericho with boos, but he shrugs them off and simply continues.~ But that’s not why we’re here tonight, so let me introduce to you my very SPECIAL co-host for the evening, and he is one VERY Sexy BEAST.. Chriiiiiiiistiiiiiiiiiian!



Christian's newest theme fires on the speakers as the man himself comes down, posing to the crowd in his street gear. He hunches forward and gets into the ring quickly, ducking through the ropes and giving Jericho a handshake, getting a mic. *

"That's right....The Pat Summeral to John Madden, the Ed McMahon to Johnny Carson, the GREATEST single co-host that could ever be found is here...myself! And to jump right into things....If you don't mind that is?" *Looks to Jericho* "I want to get this baby started right now. Lets introduce and receive a warm welcome to my friend, and all of your hero...The UCW International Champion... LANCE… STORRRRM!!!"



*"Right Now" by Korn hits the speakers as Lance comes from behind the curtain, himself put in his ring gear and a UCW Raw Brand T-shirt. Storm puts his fists in the air, holding the International title high and strides to the ring. He gets a running start and slides onto the apron, moving in and going directly past Jericho and to shake Christian's hand. *


~Jericho steps forward.~ You know, I can forgive being absolutely, deplorably RUDE over the past few weeks... I can forget about not even saying "THANK you, Ayatollah for putting Stone Cold Steve Austin on the shelf for me..." But I will NOT... and I repeat... NOT allow ANYBODY to come into MY Highlight Reel and ignore me! ~Jericho stands forward and goes head to head with Storm, both men jawing at one another until Christian walks over to push them apart.~

Christian: Aaaaaaaand, that's the perfect spot for the Co-host with the most to show just what I do...and that's keep things in order here. So Lance...being that we've found a MUCH comfortable place for you on Raw...what's the first order of business for you, champ?"

*Storm takes the mic, giving Jericho a sideways glance. * If I can be serious for a moment....*stops and glares to the side* There's two reasons that I'm here. One in particular...is Vince McMahon's money *rubs his fingers together* Mr. McMahon bought my contract over from Smackdown because he recognizes talent, and he knows that ANY program with a blue chip athlete like myself...is a WINNING program. And secondly....talent recognizes talent. For all his blustering, and attempts to bury it completely....Chris Jericho heads up perhaps the largest assortment of in ring talent in this company....on BOTH brands. And its my job...to bring out the best in all of them. To raise their games to that level higher than they've ever been. That level that plateaus directly BENEATH me. And furthermore...there's not anyone in that locker room besides the collection in the ring now, who is anywhere NEAR my level, or that which I bring to the International Championship....So in closing...



"You think you know me...."




~The fans all go nuclear as the rampway smokes up and "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie blows on the speakers! Edge wanders out dressed for a fight and has a mic of his own.~ "Do you...EVER....shut up?"


*Storm's head whips towards the stage, as Christian and Jericho both turn their attention as well. *

~Edge continues.~ Not ONLY do I have to see the first 20 minutes of the show ruined by Conan O'Dumbass down there, right along with his TV that only plays old news, but he's joined by Grandma Edna's 4th favorite grandchild out of 3. And now YOU too? Good GOD man, are you trying to get us canceled?! ~Edge starts moving his way towards the ring.~ "Now...I'm not big on kicking YOUR ass Chris...at least not this week. But YOU, Lance have something I want. And Christian....well...I figure I'll figure out a reason as I go for you."

~Edge leaps to the apron and stares down the 3 of them, getting ready to jump inside as "Dyskrasia" plays on the speakers, sending out Sean O'Haire, dressed in his OWN fighting gear!~



"It looked like such fun....I'll come down and play too. And you know what'll make it even MORE so? I'm not even going to KICK your ass Edge...I'll help it." *OHaire grins and then looks at Storm* "Oh yeah, and that helps too, Lance." Sean nods at the title on Lance’s arm as he leaps up and into the ring. Teddy Long comes down after Ohaire and yells at them that this is now an impromptu match, turning around and signaling for the bell!

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