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Date Posted: 02:48:34 08/21/05 Sun
Author: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Subject: In Ring
In reply to: US Champ - Wolrd Champ 's message, "Backstage" on 01:31:18 08/13/05 Sat


GLASS SHATTERS






~”Glass Shatters” blasts over the speakers, bringing out the Texas Rattlesnake, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin! The crowd goes BALLISTIC as Austin BMF walks down the ramp and to the ring, stepping inside and goes from corner to corner, flipping the Stone Cold Salute! Once the music is cut and the crowd quiets down, Austin brings a mic to his lips and speaks.~


“So Stone Cold’s suspended?”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Gone?”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Out of town?”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Not here.”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“At home.”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Sitting on my ass…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Drinking a beer…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Drinking two beers…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Three beers…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“A six pack…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“A twelve pack!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“A whole HELL of a lot of beer!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Watching Smackdown!...”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Watching Raw…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Watching JBL…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Make an ass out of himself…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“He’s got a big ass…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“A fat ass…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“He’s an ass…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Stone Cold whoops ass…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Stone Cold’ll whoop HIS ass!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“King of the Ring!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“King of the Ring!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Gonna whoop JBL’s ass!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“But tonight…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“I’m watching Jesse Hart…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Run his little mouth…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“With his stupid raspy little voice…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Raspy little voice.”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“I said he has a raspy little voice!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“He likes to run his mouth…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Flap his gums…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Talk a lot…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“He’s full of shit!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Manure!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“It stinks!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“He stinks!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Smells…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“He’s a piece of garbage!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“He beat them all…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“The Undertaker…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Kurt Angle…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Shawn Michaels…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Jeff Jarrett…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Triple H…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“Bret Hart…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“His daddy…”

Crowd: “WHAT?!”

“The Shitman!”

Crowd: “WHAT?!” ~Followed by some boos, to which Austin grins, shakes his head, and breaks out.~

“Jesse Hart, you beady eyed little Sumbitch… you haven’t beaten Stone Cold Steve Austin! And if you were to grow a pair and step into the ring with Stone Cold, I’d whoop your ass!”

~The crowd pops as Austin paces around the ring.~ “If you all want to see Stone Cold Steve Austin WHOOP Jesse Hart’s ass… GIMME A HELL YEAH!”

Crowd: “HEEEEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”













~Stone Cold’s tirade is interrupted as “La Résistance” hits the PA, and René Duprée comes storming out to the ring, mic in hand. He starts yelling at Stone Cold before even hitting the ring, forcing his music to be cut.~

“STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!! I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU SOME RESPECT!!!”

“WHAT???”

~René looks up in shock at the crowd as he climbs up the ring steps and through the ropes.~

“I SAID… dat Stone Cold needs to learn some RESPECT!!!”

“WHAT???”

~René stares at the crowd, his jaw dropped.~

“JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!”

“WHAT???”

~René’s nostrils flare as he juts his jaw, putting a hand on his hip.~

“Bon ben, c’est assez!!!”

“WHAT???”

~René squares his shoulders, sets his jaw, and faces Stone Cold, determined to talk over the loud “WHAT”s.~ “It was ONE ting for you to show up uninvited to de Café de Marie… it was ANODER to actually lay your hands on ME… but to give a Stunner to Jesse ‘Art, AND OUR GENERAL MANAGER, ATENE!!! Ben… dat, dat’s just DISGRACEFUL!!! And NOW you show up in dis ring, when you ‘ave been SUSPENDED??? Just ‘oo in de ‘ell do you tink you ARE?!?!?!”

~Austin breaks out into a grin, looking over at Duprée.~ “Well I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin son, and I’m fixin’ to whoop your ass!”

~With that, Austin sends Rene sailing with a kick, wham, STUNNER!! The crowd pops as the Frenchman goes flying to the outside, and Austin toasts the crowd from side to side, flipping the Stone Cold Salute to all!~

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