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Date Posted: 00:18:14 05/14/05 Sat
Author: The US Champion John Cena
Subject: Pre-Match Words
In reply to: Live From Sacramento, California 's message, "Brand Smackdown!" on 02:06:46 05/12/05 Thu

-The crowd goes WILD as John Cena appears over the Smacktron, standing backstage with Josh Matthews, US Championship belt across his shoulder, spinning.-

Josh: �John, we are just moments away from the second installment of the �Kurt Angle Challenge�, where tonight you will have to face an opponent of Kurt Angle�s choosing. Do you have any idea who it might be, and how do you think it will affect your chances against Kurt this Sunday at WrestleMania?�

-Cena perks a brow.- �You playin� with me? You serious? Listen, Josh � I have NO clue who Kurt picked for me tonight, and guess what? It just� don�t� matter, because whoever he picked� CAN�T SEE ME!�

-The crowd cheers loudly as Cena continues.- �We�re just four days away from the biggest match of my career, and I�m rollin�. I haven�t been beat in six months. My time is now, Kurt, I�m not the new kid on the block � I�m the man who�s takin� OVER. It�s just like the lyrics say. YOUR time is up, MY time is now. You owned this place, and now Hart does. Before I go for the gold, I have to knock off an Olympic gold medalist. And guess what, Kurt � there�s no stopping the Franchise player on the Super Bowl stage� because the CHAMP� is� HEEEEEEEERE!�

-He holds the belt up above his head before storming off the scene.-

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~The feed then switches and we take you into a dark room where the camera focuses in on a casket, with a voice heard in the background.~

Heyman: �This is the worst that he can do. This is the absolute BEST that he has to offer, but it does NOTHING to you! He can trap you in there, but as soon as that lid flies open, the beast will be UNLEASHED! He�ll see NO FEAR in your eyes because you have gone to hell and back! He will tremble in your presence for he is the dead man, and you are the MANSTER! HE will fear YOU because YOU are the Next� Big� Thing� and he is now a NOBODY! He will cower away because he is The Undertaker� and YOU� are� BROOOOCK� Leeeeeesnar!�

~The lid to the casket then flies open, and up sits Brock Lesnar himself with a demented look spread across his face, looking as though he�s ready to kill someone!~

~The camera then pans out to show Paul Heyman standing next to the casket, leaning forward and he begins to laugh sadistically in Brock�s ear as we go to a commercial break!~

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