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Date Posted: 11:18:33 05/04/05 Wed
Author: With Guest Muhammad Hassan
Subject: Café de Marie
In reply to: The Number One Contender 's message, "InVasion" on 21:54:39 04/26/05 Tue


~As we return from the commercial break, the ring has been decked out with the French Parisian set of Café de Marie. The crowd boos loudly as “La Résistance” hits the PA, and Marie-Claude steps out at the top of the ramp, dressed in the most chic Parisian fashion, and she’s followed by René Duprée and Sylvain Grenier.~










~The three head down the ramp, all looking smug, and then René and Sylvain climb up the steps first, sitting on the middle rope for Marie to step through. Once she does, René pulls out a chair for Marie, then the two sit in chairs on other side of her. Marie then picks up a mic from the table.~

Marie: Bonjour mes chers!! Ohhh, do I ‘ave an exciting show for you all tonight!! ~she grins~ Dis man ‘as proven already dat ‘e will be a ‘UGE impact on Smackdown! He ‘as ‘elped my very own Séparatistes to take down our enemies! ‘E will be joined tonight by ‘is new manager, Khosrow Daivari… ‘e is, de one, de ONLY… Muhammad ‘Assan!!!




HALALAY EEYA EEYA AYA AYA AYAAAAAAA






~The three stand up, grinning widely and clapping their hands for the entrance of Marie’s guests, Muhammad Hassan and Khosrow Daivari. The two step out at the top of the ramp, decked out in three-piece suits, Hassan also wearing a traditional head cover with a double ringlet. Hassan stares out at the crowd that boos him, his nostrils flared and lips tight, but his glare eases when he sees the welcoming waiting for him in the ring. The two head down the ramp then climb into the ring and Les Séparatistes, Marie included, rush up to shake their hands. Marie motions to the other two chairs by the table, and Hassan and Daivari take their seats, as so Marie, René, and Sylvain. As the music dies out, Marie begins to speak again.~

Marie: Bienvenue au Café de Marie! Now, Muhammad… I know dat you ‘ave a lot to get off your chest tonight, so I will just give you de mic, I won’t ask you any questions, I’ll just give you de floor. ~She smiles and hands Hassan the mic.~

~Hassan accepts the mic graciously.~ Why thank you, Marie-Claude. It really doesn’t surprise me that one of the FEW people in this country with some CLASS is from FRANCE! ~the crowd immediately boos loudly at that one~ You all boo me, but you KNOW it’s true!! ~Hassan starts to get fired up, no longer able to sit down as he pushes his chair and stands to face the crowd.~ You people make me SICK!! The reason I’ve aligned myself with Les Séparatistes is because they are the ONLY ones on the ENTIRE Smackdown! roster who have treated myself and my manager with some respect! And you know WHY?! They know what it’s LIKE! They know what Daivari and I suffer as Arab Americans!! They know the PERSECUTION we’ve had to endure!!

~Hassan gets really fired up, starting to pace back and forth as he yells out to the fans.~ I mean, look at René and Sylvain! They know EXACTLY what it’s like to be persecuted WITHIN THEIR OWN COUNTRY!! It makes me SICK the way Canadians persecute French Canadians!! They’re Canadians just like the rest, and it’s the same with Arab Americans!! We are AMERICANS just like the rest of you!!! And poor Marie-Claude, her country has had to suffer so much persecution at the hands of Americans. NEWSFLASH… France made the RIGHT choice by choosing NOT to follow a BLIND and RACIST country into a BLIND and RACIST war!!

~This one REALLY strikes a cord with the crowd, and they begin to verbally tear Hassan apart.~ It’s like I said… you KNOW it’s true!! YOU KNOW America is a racist country, because you KNOW the way you treat Arab Americans!! Everywhere Daivari and I go, we are greeted with RACISM!! We have to go through COUNTLESS airports to travel with the UCW, and despite the fact that we are WITH the UCW, despite the fact that we travel with class, dressed well the way that we do, we STILL get singled out! We STILL get accused of being terrorists! We STILL are subject to more INTENSE and THOROUGH searches than ANY other American!!! IT MAKES ME SICK!!!

~Daivari now comes up to Hassan and yells into the mic in Arabic over Hassan’s shoulder, pointing and yelling to the crowd. He goes on for a good minute before letting Hassan resume.~

~Hassan now turns to face the ring entrance, his eyes wide.~ AND THE SO-CALLED WORLD’S GREATEST TAG TEAM… you two stand for EVERYTHING that DISGUSTS me about Americans!! You two are the EPITOME of RACIST, WHITE SUPREMACIST AMERICANS!! And that is why I am going to make sure you are going to be TAKEN OUT!!! And I’m going to take out ANYONE ELSE like you, who persecute my fellow Arab Americans!!!













~The crowd pops LOUDLY as Hassan is interrupted by the arrival of Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin!~


~As they make their way down to the ring, everyone inside takes notice, getting to their feet. Haas and Benjamin stand at the bottom of the ramp, holding their hands up and telling them to back off as they enter. They cautiously enter the ring, Benjamin with a mic in hand.~


Shelton: Ummm… racist, white supremacists? In case you haven’t noticed, man, I’m black. ~The crowd blows up with laughter as Shelton shakes his head.~

~Hassan goes red with anger.~ Maybe on the SURFACE, but Shelton, you are the WHITEST black man I’ve EVER met! ~The crowd “oooohhs” at that one.~ And you take the opportunity to persecute Arab Americans just like anyone else, because it diverts the racism from you!! Instead of turning against us, you should be HELPING us to fight racism! Instead you join the rest of them against us, you coward!!!

~Benjamin’s eyes grow wide and his mouth hangs open in shock. His facial expression then contorts into that of anger and steps forward with his fist balled up, DRILLING Hassan right in the mouth!~

~Benjamin and Haas now take down both Hassan and Daivari, but the tag champs quickly jump in, and it is quickly turned into a four on two! The crowd showers the ring with boos as The World’s Greatest Tag Team are getting beat down, and they soon begin to make some noise as…~











~"Evolve" comes on the speakers to answer Hassan, Daivari, Marie, and Les Separatistes. Adonis Jordan and Nick Dinsmore step from behind the curtain and walk to the ring side by side. Dinsmore steps onto the apron and wipes his feet off before entering. Adonis follows after him and holds his hands out for a mic.~


"You all...have problems. Seriously. First things first, you've got the "Cafe Du Tackhead" set going. Second, this looks a lot more like Bourbon Street than France...with the two queers and their fag hag here. Third...Sylvain...you're still ALIVE? And finally...*turns to look Hassan dead in the eye* YOU...are breathing MY air."


~Hassan raises a brow, looks to Daivari and les Separatistes. They all nod, then pounce on Adonis and Nick, separating them into two separate corners, with Hassan and Daivari stomping holes into Adonis, and les Separatistes doing the same to Nick in the opposite corner, with Marie in the middle cheering them on.~













~The 4 on 2 assaults continues until Evolution's juggernaut, MATT MORGAN charges from the backstage area, and leaps up onto the apron, stepping over it and going right into the fray! Morgan heads off Daivari's charge with a HARD elbow to the mouth, and then goes directly after the tag team champions themselves. He gains a head full of steam and rushes Dupree, who dives out of the way, and CRUSHES Grenier in the corner with an avalanche!~

~Marie's eyes go wide and she quickly climbs out of the ring and out of harm's way, while Hassan's eyes go wide as he clenches his teeth, his chest heaving in anger. Morgan turns to attend to Dinsmore and is caught with a boot to the chest from Hassan, who quickly snatches him by the head and collarbone and DRILLS him face first into the mat with a facecrusher! Muhammad keeps the hold on and rolls through, stepping over Matt and turning it into a Camel Clutch!~

~Meanwhile, Haas and Benjamin pull themselves together on the floor and look to one another, reaching under the ring and pulling out a LADDER! They slide it onto the apron and follow it into the ring!~

~Hassan’s eyes grow wide and he releases Morgan, quickly dropping to the mat and rolling out of the ring, pulling Daivari out by his legs with him! Haas and Benjamin both hold one end of the ladder and measure Adonis, but as soon as they charge, Jordan pulls Dinsmore in front of him and TWGTT CRACK him in the head with the ladder!~

~Adonis drops and rolls to the outside with Morgan, and TWGTT then drop both Séparatistes with the ladder as well! The crowd is going wild as Morgan pulls Dinsmore to the outside, and Evolution scampers to the bottom of the stage! Haas then leans the ladder against the ropes and takes a step back, allowing Benjamin to come racing in with a full head of steam, RUN UP THE LADDER and fly OVER the ropes and come crashing onto Evolution on the floor! Benjamin pops back up to his feet and rolls back into the ring, standing by his partner’s side as the fans chant us out to a commercial break!~





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