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Date Posted: 01:21:51 01/11/05 Tue
Author: Special Guest
Subject: Opening Segment
In reply to: Live From Phoenix, Arizona 's message, "Brand Smackdown!" on 01:17:40 01/11/05 Tue

If Ya Smeeeee� If Ya Smeeeeee� If Ya Smeeeeeellalalalaloooow!

WHAT THE ROCK�

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Cooooooking!

~The crowd then EXPLODES as THE ROCK appears at the top of the stage, making his way down the ramp and climbs a corner from the apron, throwing a fist above his head as the fans scream wildly! He then enters the ring and paces around from side to side, revving them up as he takes a mic, going to speak but is cut off by a screaming busty fan in the front row.~

Rock: The Rock loves you too mama�

~Rock pulls up on his pants, and the crowd continues to go absolutely wild as Rock begins to speak once more.~

Rock: Shh� Shh� Shh� Shh� Shhhhhhh! The Rock�s gotta say it� The Rock has just GOT to say it because FIIIINALLY� The ROCK� Haaaaaaas come BACK� to red hot Phooooooooooooenix, Arizooooooooonaaaaaaaaaa, babay!

~The crowd chants �ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!� repeatedly as he goes on.~

Rock: The Rock�s been gone a couple of months but DAAAAYUUUUUM it feels good to be back! There�s nothing like this business� there�s nothing like The Rock�s show SMACKDOOOW!... and there�s NOTHING like a LIVE crowd!

~The crowd continues to cheer as he continues.~ But there�s one thing that The Rock craves more than anything� and that one thing is something that The Rock hasn�t had in one HELL of a long time� and that�s� the World� Chaaaampionship.

~The crowd now BLOWS up.~ And in order for The Rock to capture the gold� The Rock needs to do one thing� well, 29 things in order to WIN The Royal RUMBLE!

~The crowd blows up once more.~ The Rock WILL enter the 30 man showcase and The Rock WILL win the 30 man showcase because The Rock is the best in the future, the present, the past� The Rock is going to Las Vegas to WHUP 29 Jabronie�s ASSES!

However, The Rock digresses� The Rock wasn�t here for the holiday�s, so let The Rock sing you a song� a song The Rock grew up with, and it�s called the twelve days of Christmas� but just for tonight, it�s gonna be called the twelve ways The Rock is goin� to �Mania, and it goes a little something like this�

~He clears his throat before beginning.~

On the night 29 superstars face the Great One this is what they�ll seeeeeeeeee�

Twelve Sharpshooter�s stinging�
Eleven eyebrow�s raising�
Ten spines a busting�
Nine noggin�s knocking�
Eight kicks a kicking�
Seven punches punching�
Six suplexes smashing�
FIIIIIIIIIIVE seconds of them chaaaanting The Rock�s NAAAAAAAAAAAME!

~The crowd begins to chant �ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!�~

Four Rock Bottom�s�
Three People�s Elbow�s all over your TWO front teeth�
And an ASS kicking all the waaaaaay to �Maniaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

~Rock paces around the ring as the crowd applauds their approval.~ The Rock is here tonight to put the entire Raw and Smackdown! rosters on notice� because The Rock is comin�� The Rock is comin� and you have no ideeeeeeeea what The Rock is gonna do� but the one thing that you DO know is the one thing that you can smell� and that�s what� THE ROCK� iiiiiiiiiis cooking!

~Rock�s theme blasts back over the speakers as he tosses the mic aside, climbing a corner and throwing a fist above his head as we head to a commercial break!~

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