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Date Posted: 02:03:25 10/22/04 Fri
Author: Team Angle & Evolution
Subject: An Introduction
In reply to: Live From St.Louis, Missouri 's message, "Brand Smackdown!" on 01:42:46 10/22/04 Fri


~The camera cuts in on the Undisputed Tag Team Champions backstage in the Team Angle locker room just as Nat heads out and to ringside for her match. Haas and Benjamin follow her out, wishing her luck as she heads towards the gorilla position, and then turn around, heading to find a monitor.~









~Benjamin looks at Haas, who is rubbing his neck.~ Dog... Batista hit you THAT hard, didn't he?

Haas: You know... from what I've heard, and from what we saw between him and Lauren... I'm about the ONLY thing he's been hitting.



*A voice comes from behind them.* "Its the damndest thing. Four titles in a group and nobody seems to know how to help one another out, huh? Just keep on sending member after member into the Lion's den... with no support."












*They turn around to see Adonis Jordan and Nick Dinsmore standing there. Both members of Evolution stand nose to nose with Benjamin and Haas as Jordan continues.* "Wait... I figured it all out. The plan is to help out Team ANGLE. Not Team Charlie, or Team Shel-Dog, or even Team Nat. Its all to keep Kurt's ass off of the mat. You two follow me now?"


~Both Benjamin and Haas turn around, Charlie narrowing his eyes at Adonis as Shelton speaks up.~ Yeah, Haha, funny man, huh? You know what we think is the damndest thing? Four guys in a group, and one women... much like us, except title-less... but the damndest thing is that you've got four guys and one dick, who just happens to leads you all around by the balls... and four dicks that are pussy's... follow me now? Now I don't want to fry the brain, because we know Eugene there's been secretly doing that enough for the four of us... but man, how do you explain THAT?

*Dinsmore answers.* "Easy answer. Evolution is a group effort. No one person is above the whole. While you two keep on fighting Kurt's fight, and sure, getting a belt or...two tossed your way every so often. Who's at the top of the show? "

Jordan: "Believe me, fellas....nobody tunes in to see some boring kid who WON'T speak up for himself....*turns to stare Benjamin in the eyes* "Or his high jumping Sambo partner either."

~Benjamin goes to step forward, but Haas holds him back, stepping forward, right in Jordan's face.~

Haas: I may not be the most vocal guy around here, but that's because I do my talking... in the ring. And maybe one of these days, if you can find a way to shut your own mouth, you'll find out just why they call it the Haas of Pain.

*ordan cracks a slight smile.* "Real cute. Kurt's probably proud you said his line right. However....you brought up an interesting counterpoint. Because fellas, anything you can do....we can do better. Come and see us sometime. “

*Dinsmore taps the title on Charlie's shoulder as we head to the ring for the next match.* And bring those with you."

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