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Date Posted: 14:55:03 10/23/04 Sat
Author: With Christian.
Subject: The PEEP SHOW!!
In reply to: Live From Chicago, Illinios 's message, "Brand Monday Night Raw" on 00:58:31 10/22/04 Fri



Christian's theme finishes on the Titantron as the CLB himself is standing inside the ring, with his arm still in a sympathy sling. From last week's actions, nobody buys the injury however.

"Ladies and gentlemen...welcome to the number one spinoff of the top rated show on cable TV....the PEEP SHOW! I'm your host with the most, Christian, and you all are all my very special guests....my peeps!"

*He holds up his mic in the air and waits for the crowd to cheer. Instead getting nothing from the obvious attempt at sucking up.*

"Alright....well, lets get down to business here. Its my proud station to introduce to you all, the future of our business. As head of the Canadian Loyalist Board, it is my distinct pleasure to allow UCW Raw brand to get eyes on...a first look exclusive at Te...."

"Dyskrasia" interrupts Christian as Batista and Sean O'Haire come from behind the curtain, dressed for destruction. OHaire leaps up onto the apron as Batista circles around from another side, both men fuming still from last week's distraction that cost the Authority.


Christian swallows cartoonishly into the mic. "Uh....uh....guys? I, um....uh....Lets give a warm welcome to Sean O'Haire and Batista....the future of Raw and the present....th...th....the....AUTHORI....ULLP!" Christian is yanked by the throat by OHaire and slammed into the corner. Sean turns to Batista and holds up a "thumbs up?" Which the Demon retorts with a "thumbs down" and gets set to charge him there.

"WAIT, WAITAMINUTE....WAIT....PLEASE dear GOD, WAIT!!!" Christian panics and yells while still holding the mic. "Listen....listen....Look....I know I got in your business last week. But I can make it better! Honest!" OHaire's eyebrow raises and he puts up a hand to Batista, telling him to wait for a minute. Sean mouths the words "Make it good."

"I....I talked with Mr. McMahon....and and and and....he said I....could help out the show however it needs....and on behalf of the World Champion....seeing as how he wants a really, really fair and good match....since Hunter's going to cheat anyw....*Sean's eyes raise* t.t..t...t..t..to make sure we have a REAL winner....NOT that either of them are losers of course." *OHaire's grip tightens on his neck*

"That....its going to be a No....No....No DQ match!!!"

Sean's eyes narrow, giving Batista a look. The Demon sniffs and shakes his head no. "Do better."

"Okay...its also....a...a...a NO submission match! Which means....You gotta PIN your man."

*OHaire contemplates and agrees* "Good....we'll only break the bad arm then"

"Dear GOD DON'T HURT ME!!!" Christian cowers from Sean and Batista as 4 figures rush from the crowd, all dressed alike and enter the ring behind Batista. He turns and stares all 4 of them down, hearing the crowd pop for the confrontation!

One of them inches forward, while another goes to collect Christian from O'Haire. Sean turns around and watches him for sudden moves. The largest of the group stares at Batista, sizing him up. O'Haire looks at Christian, then to the others, asking him if he has anything to do with this.

"This...this....is T....t....Team Canada! They wanted to...to...make a big splash. And...tonight is their night to meet UCW."

*Sean turns and gives the one closest to him a head nod, turning back to Christian*

"So...they won't...jump you all...if you let me live?"

Sean chuckles, looks at Batista who's figuring out how to spinebuster all 4 men and waves him off, the largest staying his ground. OHaire lets his hand off of Christian's throat and gives him a playful slap on the face. Sean waits until he exhales and then punches him HARD in the shoulder, watching as he drops to the mat.

The first member collects Christian and rolls him out of the ring, as the rest all leave as well. The largest of the group, Canadian strongman Bobby Rude stands his ground as Batista comes up, going nose to nose with him. A 3rd member pulls Rude away, as Ross flips through his notes, identifying him as Eric Young.

Team Canada all help Christian to his feet on the outside and take him to the ramp, still holding onto his mic. "Oh, and by the way...good luck to you two...with...them."

Batista and O'haire's eyebrows raise wondering who he's talking about. That question is answered by the "World's Greatest" theme, which brings all of the fans in attendance to their feet for what's coming up RIGHT now!

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