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Date Posted: 14:20:19 10/24/04 Sun
Author: SD! Divas and John Cena
Subject: Backstage
In reply to: Live From St.Louis, Missouri 's message, "Brand Smackdown!" on 01:42:46 10/22/04 Fri






~As soon as we return from the commercial break, we take you backstage where Torrie Wilson is standing with a big, bright smile spread across her face after costing Molly Holly the Women’s Championship, holding this month’s edition of the SD! magazine featuring Miss Jackie on the cover.~









~As the camera pans out some more, we see that Torrie is standing next to Miss Jackie herself!~


Miss Jackie: That was great, Torrie!

Torrie: Thanks… and so’s the magazine! You look so hot in it…













-The crowd then pops loudly as John Cena walks onto the screen, looking both Torrie and Miss Jackie up and down with a hand on his chin before speaking.-


I saw the Playboy and Smackdown! mags, and I KNOW you girls like to show off…
You look divine… but I like you better with your clothes off!


-Cena shrugs his shoulders as both ladies look to be caught by surprise, and the crowd cheers loudly for the comment.-


The magazines were HOT, I already been through like thirty…
Gave a whoooole new definition to the names “Beef Jerky!”

Lookin’ at you two makes me want to take a moment of blessin’…
And toss Torrie’s salad, and hope there’s no dressin’!


-Torrie’s eyes go wide and she covers her mouth, giggling as Cena continues.-


I could just eat your breasts and thighs… and when I get you alone?
I’ll spoon feed you white meat and hope you choke on a bone!


-Miss Jackie giggles at that comment, and Cena now turns his attention onto her.-


I brought some cream Jackie, wanna give it a try?
But for dessert, I’m getting me some of that Miss Jackie pie!


-The crowd pops as Cena steps closer, wrapping an arm around each Diva, about to walk away with them when Los Guerrero’s step in their way.-














~Eddie and Chavo stand in front of them, blocking their way.~


Eddie: Well look at this Chavito, Mr. Big Shot with TWO Smackdown! Divas!

Chavo: Wow, John… it must be great to be you. I mean, you can’t wrestle like Los Guerreros, but you get main event matches on TV, big PPV feuds… and now two of the hottest Divas around. You know, I haven’t even had a MATCH in UCW for over three years, and I can wrestle! So what's the secret John, you doin' something a lil funny behind the scenes with Shane-O?


-Cena steps forward, taking his arms away from Torrie and Miss Jackie.- Yo, chill, chill, homies… no need for all this aggression. Maybe I can help you guys out some time… we’ll take a trip down to Taco Bell after you mow my lawn, dig?


~Eddie and Chavo then immediately mug Cena, blasting him with right hands and toss him into a brick wall as Torrie and Jackie shriek and run away!~













~Edge then races onto the scene, getting between Los Guerreros and Cena, backing them up and calling them on!~

~Both Eddie and Chavo hold their hands up and back away, saying that they’re cool. As soon as they disappear, Edge turns to Cena, helping him up.~


Edge: You alright man?


-Cena shakes his head out.- Yeah, yeah, bro… I’m coo–


~Eddie then comes back onto the scene and he BLASTS Cena across the head with the United States Championship, knocking him cold! Eddie quickly backs away, hitting the bricks with Chavo as Edge races after them a few feet before going back over to Cena, calling for help as we go to another commercial break.~

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