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Date Posted: 14:40:55 06/05/03 Thu
Author: gareths very own justin
Subject: Re: Is Gaz a shirt lifter???
In reply to: The Dark destroyer. 's message, "Is Gaz a shirt lifter???" on 12:55:53 06/05/03 Thu

true, hes been over me like a rash for last seven days drumming the same love story into my ears twice daily.

i fear my pipe will shortly belong to him.

It was another payday and i was tired of Mr Goodbar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse in the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when i whipped out my Whopper and whispered,"Hey Seatheart,how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"

Well,she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll,and it was pure as Almond Joy!

I couldnt help but grab her delicious Smarties because it was easy to see that this Twix had the Red Hots.

It was all i could do to hold the Snickers,and Crackle as the Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream,"Oh Henry,Oh Henry!"

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and Zagnut and i knew it wouldnt be long before i blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars,that gave her a taste of the Milky Way.

She asked me if i was into M&M,but I said,"Hey Chicklet,no kinky stuff."I said,"Look you little Reeses Pieces,dont be a Zero,be a Lifesaver.Why dont you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit'O'Honey?"

(What a bit of Juicy Fruit she was too!)

She screamed,"Oh Crackerjack,better than the Three Musketeers!"As i rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well,i was giving it to her Good'N'Plenty,when all the sudden...My Starburst!

Yeah,as luck would have it,she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.Sure enuogh,nine months down the line she popped out a Baby Ruth.

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