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Date Posted: 21:43:23 02/06/04 Fri
Author: His Lawyer, in defence.
Subject: Re: Ed Feast is innocent!
In reply to: Suspicious Mind 's message, "Re: Ed Feast is innocent!" on 20:52:39 02/06/04 Fri

As well as being Ed Feasts lawyer I am the witness who wrote the 1st reply to Kolly Kibber's message entitled 'A few more tales from Brook street' I was there I saw GUY CRAVEN run away from the crime scene and when I peered into the cubicle he had used the shit was lying there, steaming on the floor. I knew then that he had defecated on the floor of the quad toilets. If a person does not have the ability to guide his shits into the toilet basin itself when only a few inches away inside a cubicle, and instead releases it on the floor, then surely the same culprit is capabale of inhumanely relieving himself in all the areas of the King's School you have mentioned. Ed Feast is an innocent man and it is time people started to realise this. GUY CRAVEN was not a phantom shitter, he just could not control himself and so many times he fell victim to his lack of incontinence pants. He shitted himself, saw his turd on the floor, panicked and ran away from his crime scene and nobody was the wiser, except myself that is.

I put it forward to you all that Ed Feast should be compensated for the years of tortue, embarresment and ridicule he has been placed under for a series of disgusting crimes he did not commit. GUY CRAVEN therefore should be brought to justice as he deserves.

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