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Date Posted: 21:54:40 01/17/03 Fri
Author: Geoff Capes
Subject: Re: Top 5 funniest things experienced at Kings School
In reply to: Jonny P 's message, "Re: Top 5 funniest things experienced at Kings School" on 12:02:41 12/04/02 Wed

8D, during some sort of form period talk on respect:
Mrs Spence: (with Mapletoft talking in the background) You should never call a teacher by their first name. (then, realising Mapletoft was talking) Should you Jamie?
Mapletoft: No Mary.

The fact that Sean Kelly was not allowed to shave until his 16th birthday. This, combined with his excessive hairiness, led to the nickname ‘Bum-fluff Queen Ramjit’.

In the first and second years, when waiting to have a lesson in the upper layers of the tower block there would always be impromptu wrestling matches. This was largely a result of the universal desire to push someone onto a pile of bags. James Hewitson could often be found in a psychopathic state, standing over a heap of bodies and bags.

The fact that Greg Cox was ‘first in, last out’ when it came to compulsory post-PE showering was well known. This did not prevent shocked reactions when he was reported to have been spotted leaving the showers with a little more blood circulation than necessary for a non-homosexual showering experience.

When playing some sort of geek chase game in the quad, Lachlan found himself up against the formidable strength and speed of James Wright, athlete extraordinaire. Over by the main toilets, Lachlan had James trapped against a drainpipe. He moved in for the kill, pouncing as swiftly as a 400 pound Scotsman can. James’s catlike reflexes immediately had him out of the line of fire, and James laughed as he watched Lachlan smash his mouth on the drainpipe. James showed absolutely no remorse for his involvement in the event, demonstrating the same square-headed defiance that had made him such a competitor in the first place.

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