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Date Posted: 12:36:58 02/27/03 Thu
Author: Wood
Subject: Funny moments

A level biology. Mr gregory set us a hefty piece of write-up work and then left the room for one of his lengthy trips to Mrs Hobson and Mr Hazelwood's lab. Once he'd gone, Dan Lewis tried on the favourite Gregor leather jacket, which was possibly five or six sizes too small for Dan. It was simple and effective schoolboy humour, although perhaps you had to be there.


Also, how I laughed when we all had to work out our Body Mass Indeces (weight (in Kilograms) over height (in metres) squared) and Kirkoid wanted us to call out our values so he could write them on the board. Only one person didn't call theirs out, everyone knew who it was but nobody said anything, we all just carried on with the lesson. Simon Allen shouted "Yvette, why won't you shout out your weight?". Mr Kirkby stepped in to save a red-faced Yvette Guy by saying "Simon you pillock, you never ask a lady her weight". Simon replied "Shes not a lady". We all laughed, Simon got sent out.

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