VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4] ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 19:02:07 03/03/03 Mon
Author: General John Sedgwick
Subject: They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .

The winner of last month's caption competition, Mr Bryan, whilst in year 8, was reprimanded for being involved in too much physical violence. He was, I think, given an ultimatum to the effect that if he was involved in any more fights, he would be expelled. He returned to the form room obviously distressed - physical violence was his favourite pastime - and the whole form was quiet and embarrassed as it was very unusual to see Gary upset. Except, that is, the winner of the Old Boy Competition, Mr Mapletoft, who exclaimed "What an eccentric performance".

Mr Woodhead's 'Sign of the V-Drive', which is evident on the last-day photo. To the uninitiated, this was a salute made to the legendary V-Drive on the school network, onto which Mr Law claimed to have placed all the world's historical resources, including all the material necessary to obtain a degree in history, Hitler's DNA coding, and the contents of the lost Library of Alexandria.



There is a distinct lack of Dr Pembridge stories. To start to ball rolling:

"Payne, why are you such a pain? If your name was Stink you wouldn't go around stinking would you boyo?"

"Brown. You've got a nice body haven't you boyo? Nice hair?"

The time he spent 5 minutes trying to make Hiley laugh, only to give him lines for laughing when he did.

When he caught Metal Walters marking the walls with his shoes, and blamed him for all the scuff marks in the school. He had to spend a week with a bucket, cloth, and rubber gloves, cleaning the walls of the science department.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT+0
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.