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Subject: Chuck Norris Facts


Author:
Ian
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Date Posted: 02:59:40 10/11/06 Wed

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of species Chuck Norris allows to live.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Wait and Kill.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.

Chuck Norris is the first and third leading cause of death in the United States.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls.

Chuck Norris does not read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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