| Subject: Re: Attention, mere mortals! |
Author:
Campisi
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Date Posted: 22:22:18 01/07/06 Sat
In reply to:
Live2dream
's message, "Re: Attention, mere mortals!" on 15:15:52 01/07/06 Sat
>>>While my skills at tulip speculation are not like
>>>those of a banker, this one will become more valuable
>>>than the black tulips! Can I have it?
>>
>>That's up to Live2Dream now. You'll have to address
>>all concerns relating to Campisi's Patented Vanilla
>>Tulip (c) to her for the time being.
>
>[Looks slightly surprised] Er...
>[Clears throat] On behalf of my client, you can
>purchase the Vanilla Tulip for a small price of...
>um... [thinks of what Campisi could possibly want]
>blood. Yes, only a half a cup of blood. That's one
>quarter of what people donate. Not too much to ask now
>is it? A half a cup of blood per tulip.
[Campisi looks at Live2Dream, stunned. After a moment, a HUGE grin forms on his face. He gives Live2Dream a bathug, and begins to fly in low circles around the room, singing off-key.]
I'm getting some blood, I'm getting some blood!
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