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Subject: Re: Attention, mere mortals!


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Live2dream
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Date Posted: 03:45:25 01/08/06 Sun
In reply to: Andy 's message, "Re: Attention, mere mortals!" on 03:32:19 01/08/06 Sun

>>>>>>[Ian is promtly drowned in a veritable SEA of
>>>>>confetti]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, yeah, the ammo had been tampered with...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Just so you know, those tanks are now locked. And
>>>>>>nothing can open those locks to my knowledge, not
>>>>even
>>>>>>the magic sword, I think (Ah, I love adamantium
>>>>coated
>>>>>>heavily with pro...)
>>>>>
>>>>>[Campisi reaches into his infamous unseen pocket,
>>and
>>>>>retrieves a can of Brakleen. He sprays down the
>>locks
>>>>>on one of AndY's Tiger tanks, then waits 30
>seconds.
>>>>>Once the brake cleaner has dried, Campisi pokes the
>>>>>lock with the magic sword. The lock melts away
>under
>>>>>the withering effects of concentrated anti.]
>>>>>
>>>>>I have yet to come across any substance
>>that
>>>>>didn't come off with Brakleen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>First off all, I only have one Tiger... and a Stuart
>>>>and the Sherman...
>>>>
>>>>Second, I thought that sword had been destroyed...
>>>>
>>>>Third, please repair that tiger, we don't want Ian
>>>>causing any ruccus, especially in his current state
>>of
>>>>mind
>>>
>>>
>>>Locked eh? Sounds like a challenge to me. [Grins
>>>mischievous grin while simultaneously showing
>>>pondering expression.]
>
>Thanks to Campisi's new locks, you might have a REAL
>challenge... but please lcok them again, would you?
>
>>>
>>>Oh, and I'm pretty sure the sword still lives.
>>>Speaking of... Campisi, could you help me a bit with
>>>this trap please? [Waves trapped hand in the air a
>>>bit in an amused manner.]
>
>I'll ive it a try...
>
>[Wiht the combination of agile fingers and a bit of
>brute strength, Andy pries of the trap]
>
>Whew, a bit tricky, that...
>
>[To be safe, Andy makes sure that the trap is closed
>before tossing it away]


Oh, I'm pretty sure I can figure out a way to get past the new technology. I have two ideas so far. One way is easy, the other is long, tedious, and will probably get me nowhere. Ok, well maybe not so tedious because it involves a softball bat...

[Looks at freed hand] Awesome! Thanks Andy! [Wiggles fingers] Those things tend to be the jaws of death. But I guess that's what it took to hold the gadget plushie. Oh! How is she doing by the way? Did she buy the red dress yet? ;-)

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