Subject: TODAYS STORY! |
Author:
Dave
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Date Posted: 15:13:53 05/14/02 Tue
Author Host/IP: wc01.mtnk.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com/66.185.84.196
Well i was walking home from school today, when i saw a frog, it look at me and started sayen shit to me, so i jumped em, no frog messes with me, then i forgot where i was going so i walked back to school, while there i ran into a car, i punched the car and told it where to go...i was sayen shit about me, i gave it the finger and walked away...i kept walking and walking..somehow i ended up by the lakeshore, i didnt know how i got there so i walked into burger kind, and was like YO man sup..then the cash register dude was like WAZZZZZZZZUP! and I was like WAZZZUUUPP! and then some other lady was all up like WAZZZZZZZUP! and then she called some other chick and she was Like WAZZZZZZZZZZUP! so then i was talking to Mable and Mable..says....andwho i walked outside into the rain, i turned my head (the one on my shoulders) and i saw britany spears in a skimpy outfit in the rain i was all like wooshit man see those ***ties...and, then i walked onto a bus, and sat down...i sat in some gum..i SCREAMED I HAVE GUM ON MY SEAT! and then the bus driver was all in MY FACE saying shit he wasnt sapose ta..so i knocked him for a loop, and then i highjacked the bus, in the back there where an old lady, some wiggers, and the frog i jumped earlier..i drove it all the way form the terminal to the spirit cather...wooh that was far, i gots out and ran around in circles, then i walked all the way to my house....then i looked in my room, I SCREAMED with excitment cause all i saw was weed, and weed some shrums, and some crack, i was in heaven......--------------------------_____________________----------------------__________________----I woke up in my 5th period class, history, anywho, that was all a dream, i passed out and got all trippy from tylonal..be careful what u take.....---
ME!
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