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Mr. James Pim:
Under your direction, my client visited the message board, and seeing that dissent still exists from other members and that his presence is not wanted and will only detract from the purpose of this message board, he declines his reinstatement respectfully. Ms. Jan-L can eat my client's shorts.
My client regrets his actions, as he was unaware that one must use his given spy name to be on this website. Acting from this lack of explanation, he placed many messages on the board in the names of supposed people, not being aware that one must only put his own name.
Mr. Pertusio agrees with the other spies that it was rude to do what he did. He would like to inform members of the Association that he prefers not to be a part of this sectarian group. He wishes only the best to the future operation of this message board, but would like to have his messages removed from the threads, so as not to further push the subject.
We thank you for your cooperation, Mr. Pim, in this matter, and we hope that this board will solve the many mysteries of covert operations in the educational systems of our fair cities.
Statement from the attorney