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Looks like I got here just in time -- Michael Jackson, 16:27:38 06/29/09 Mon
- on your way... beat mine! Beat mine :p (NT) -- chadi, 09:54:41 06/30/09 Tue
  - Awwww, how cute! -- Michael Jackson, 10:24:26 06/30/09 Tue
    - that's your mom's.... not mine :p (NT) -- chadi, 10:39:39 06/30/09 Tue
      - He's right ya know -- Clyde the Camel, 08:53:49 07/01/09 Wed
        So you felt a little prick? (NT) -- Biker Demon, 09:36:49 07/01/09 Wed
        I have felt plenty -- Whacko Jacko, 10:38:26 07/02/09 Thu
        Michael Jackson to be buried without his brain. -- Channel 666 News, 09:04:34 07/07/09 Tue
        No Brain! No Pain! (NT) -- Ozob, 16:42:50 07/07/09 Tue
        You know the autopsy pics are gonna get leaked.. -- ^Lillith^, 17:01:07 07/07/09 Tue
        The NEW McJacko burger at Micky D's -- WTF, 06:49:52 07/08/09 Wed
        Whacko Jacko has had so much plastic surgery -- Whogivesashit, 06:52:29 07/08/09 Wed
        The only problem Wacko had with being a pedo? -- Foxycontin, 09:55:36 07/09/09 Thu
        MJ in Publix? -- Biker Demon, 11:00:48 07/09/09 Thu
        Why did MJ go to Walmart? -- ^Lillith^, 17:35:13 07/09/09 Thu
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. (NT) -- Aleister Crowley, 08:45:59 07/08/09 Wed
- Too bad we didn't get together on that one... -- L. Ron Hubbard, 11:16:54 07/08/09 Wed
- Hey don't forget about Wicca, I made that up too! (NT) -- Gerald Gardner, 11:17:20 07/08/09 Wed
  - I'm ordained in the Church of the Latter Day Dude.. -- ^Lillith^, 11:22:31 07/08/09 Wed
  - But everyone knows -- ~Jesus~, 09:49:31 07/09/09 Thu
    - That's the hilarious phail about "Satanists" -- ^Lillith^, 09:53:14 07/09/09 Thu
      - Yeah! If it were not for Christians, I would be out of a job. -- ~Satan~, 10:59:19 07/09/09 Thu
        Isn't it Deveel? (NT) -- Aahz (That's PerVECT damn you.), 17:33:10 07/09/09 Thu
Gaddamn dees flows iz sticky! -- Aunt Jo Momma, 09:55:04 06/30/09 Tue
- shutthefuckup -- Whacko Jacko, 08:54:58 07/01/09 Wed
Suicide is the best solution for everything :) (NT) -- chadi, 06:10:07 06/20/09 Sat
- So kill yourself already -- Frito Bandito, 09:51:50 06/20/09 Sat
  - Go for it chadi! (NT) -- Biker Demon, 10:51:49 06/20/09 Sat
    - I don't have any problem now; that's why I don't need any solution :) (NT) -- chadi, 01:43:23 06/22/09 Mon
      - Gee, that's funny. -- Big Kahuna, 08:11:28 06/22/09 Mon
        You WISH !! :) (NT) -- chadi, 08:49:29 06/22/09 Mon
        Suicide is painless -- M*A*S*H*, 09:29:23 06/22/09 Mon
        Masturbation is lots more fun -- Willy Wanker, 09:44:37 06/22/09 Mon
        but with time... it gets BORING !!! :) (NT) -- chadi, 10:03:18 06/22/09 Mon
        Get someone to lend a hand! (NT) -- Willy Wanker, 10:38:54 06/22/09 Mon
        I know... that's why I'm promoting it :p (NT) -- chadi, 10:03:53 06/22/09 Mon
        Have you ever considered how totally gay it is to masturbate? -- ^Lillith^, 17:37:38 06/25/09 Thu
        Just doing what cums naturally. (NT) -- ~Satan~, 18:29:11 06/25/09 Thu
        Ehh yeah maybe you're right.. -- ^Lillith^, 22:43:34 06/25/09 Thu
        I'm GAY GAY GAY -- Whacko Jacko, 07:45:11 06/26/09 Fri
        DEMEROL, IT IS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE -- DEATH, 09:11:59 06/26/09 Fri
        I never -- Whacko Jacko, 09:23:59 06/26/09 Fri
        Do you use your glove of love? (NT) -- Twink Demon, 13:48:29 06/27/09 Sat
        Along with -- Whacko Jacko, 17:28:08 06/28/09 Sun
- . (NT) -- ., 09:53:08 06/30/09 Tue
Damn! My Asshole is sore. (NT) -- Farrah Fawcett, 16:25:50 06/29/09 Mon
- I have a not-too-used pineapple here -- Ole Dolphie, 21:35:12 06/29/09 Mon
Billy Mays here for U.S. Airways Crash Helmets (NT) -- Billy Mays, 09:33:11 06/29/09 Mon
- I thought much like DEATH, Billy Mays also speaks in all caps. (NT) -- ^Lillith^, 11:56:08 06/29/09 Mon
  - OKAY! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR US AIRWAYS CRASH HELMETS -- BILLY MAYS, 12:01:19 06/29/09 Mon
    - LEARN TO READ DUMBASS -- DEATH, 13:30:45 06/29/09 Mon
      - I should have known something was up -- Billy Mays, 16:23:56 06/29/09 Mon
Stoned Wallabies Blamed for Crop Circles.. -- CHANNEL 666 NEWS, 22:42:29 06/25/09 Thu
- I Wannabe a Wallabe (NT) -- Biker Demon, 09:13:18 06/26/09 Fri
North Korea says it will wipe the USA off the planet -- Channel 666 News, 15:12:12 06/25/09 Thu
- Just nuke the slant-eyed bastards -- Yellow people hater, 08:54:15 06/26/09 Fri
Heeeerrreeeessss Ed (NT) -- J Carson, 11:43:00 06/23/09 Tue
No offense.. But FUCK YOU. -- Not necessarily to YOU. But you know who you are. ^Lillith^, 22:41:55 06/17/09 Wed
- You deserve a break today! -- Ronald MacDonald, 10:13:29 06/18/09 Thu
  - Have a Coke and a Smile -- Bill Mutherfuckin' Cosby, 14:09:18 06/19/09 Fri
    - WHAT??? -- Fatman and Bobbin, 00:10:06 06/20/09 Sat
      - There's no goddamn puddin pops anywhere. (NT) -- Seriously WTF Happened to Puddin Pops., 11:40:38 06/21/09 Sun
Damn its raining beer again! -- I.P. Freely, 16:42:29 06/19/09 Fri
- OMFG -- Jesus Fukkin Christ, 01:44:56 06/20/09 Sat
We're half way through International Masturbation Month! -- ~Satan~, 09:38:10 06/15/09 Mon
- I'm miles ahead of ya ~Satan~ -- Mini Me, 20:32:26 06/15/09 Mon
  - This may help.. It's a help site all about help. -- Always Happy to Help, 15:40:21 06/16/09 Tue
- E.T. Have Bone. (NT) -- E.T. The Exta Testical, 09:15:59 06/19/09 Fri
  - As does Rover -- Old Mother Hubboard, 15:55:27 06/19/09 Fri
And here I thought Wrestling was all fake... -- Hulk Homer, 15:31:53 06/17/09 Wed
When life throws you a nutshot... -- Confusion Says, 22:14:22 06/14/09 Sun
This Time It's Personal... -- Michael Moore, 11:15:54 06/14/09 Sun
- I may actually see it... -- Safyre, 12:17:02 06/14/09 Sun
Satan goes to church -- Biker Demon, 15:34:40 06/12/09 Fri
- Hey! How many sisters this fella got? -- Jesus H. Christ, 13:22:12 06/13/09 Sat
Apparently fabric is flammable.... -- Safyre, 06:06:24 06/12/09 Fri
- Ooooh! That gives a whole new meaning to "Flamming Queen" (NT) -- Twink Demon, 09:06:41 06/12/09 Fri
- Those robes are hot. (NT) -- Haris Pilton, 10:25:54 06/12/09 Fri
24 more hours :) (NT) -- chadi, 23:22:15 06/05/09 Fri
- No. International Masturbation month has weeks to go yet. (NT) -- ~Satan~, 09:42:31 06/06/09 Sat
  - Maybe he's going for the World Record for Whacking Off! -- Biker Demon, 12:07:27 06/06/09 Sat
    - No I think that's how long it takes him to find it. -- ^Lillith^, 12:18:59 06/06/09 Sat
      - You want me to post a picture of my cock??? (NT) -- chadi, 09:53:05 06/07/09 Sun
        Well, since you mention it... Here's mine. -- ^Lillith^, 12:42:12 06/07/09 Sun
        Nice cock !!!!!!! (NT) -- chadi, 05:35:38 06/08/09 Mon
        That is rather impressive (NT) -- ~Satan~, 12:35:42 06/08/09 Mon
        That gives a whole new meaning to "Choke The Chicken" (NT) -- Twink Demon, 09:34:31 06/09/09 Tue
        Think I'd rather -- Unknown Band, 20:33:24 06/09/09 Tue
- So? Its been well over 24 hours and we haven't heard shit! (NT) -- Biker Demon, 16:13:56 06/10/09 Wed
  - We won 57 seats... (/128) -- chadi, 08:41:32 06/12/09 Fri
    - There were lots of cheating by the so-called "majority" -- chadi, 08:51:18 06/12/09 Fri
      - Yep, that's Politics for you. -- ~Satan~, 09:04:23 06/12/09 Fri
North Korea announced today that it is ordering 500,000,000 tablets of Viagra -- Channel 666 News, 12:00:00 06/11/09 Thu
- Well, no matter how you look at it... -- ^Lillith^, 13:20:28 06/11/09 Thu
  - You no makee fun Asian oolee! -- Lee Til Wang, 15:08:32 06/11/09 Thu
Whacky,whack, whack,whack..... -- In the Spirit of the season, 08:53:31 06/02/09 Tue
- Whacky,whack, whack,whack.....Gack! Gasp! -- David C, 09:53:04 06/05/09 Fri
  - I use to wish I could be hung like David Carradine -- Twink Demon, 09:56:53 06/05/09 Fri
  - My Kung Fu is no match for your Auto-erotic Asphyxia! (NT) -- Bruce Lee, 10:00:44 06/05/09 Fri
  - THE FRENCH CALL AN ORGASAM “LA PETITE MORT” -- DEATH, 14:33:45 06/05/09 Fri
    - Supposedly his hands were tied behind his back.. -- Srsly?, 16:02:39 06/05/09 Fri
      - well I did say to lend a hand -- Satan *, 18:48:00 06/05/09 Fri
        Or tildi or how the HELL ever you spell ~ (NT) -- ~Satan~, 23:19:29 06/05/09 Fri
        I believe it's tilde.. -- The Cunning Linguist, 12:21:18 06/06/09 Sat
        The Tilde high but I'm movin' on. I am gonna be your number one. (NT) -- Blondie, 09:33:18 06/09/09 Tue
Do you dare challenge me? -- ^Lillith^, 21:18:12 06/02/09 Tue
- I did.....I lost :( -- Safyre, 03:34:23 06/03/09 Wed
- Whooped yer Ass! (NT) -- Buggermequickly, 19:13:25 06/04/09 Thu
  - Yeah Yeah lucky... -- ^Lillith^, 20:26:46 06/04/09 Thu
You do not fart purple brussels sprouts and sausage? -- Ophelia-I-am, 10:23:30 06/02/09 Tue
- Da Raven -- Oh Poe, 19:23:08 06/02/09 Tue
  - `Twas the hour before Christmas.. -- ^Lillith^, 20:19:32 06/02/09 Tue
10 more days and we will prevail -- chadi, 06:02:41 05/28/09 Thu
- Can you say "Thermonuclear Device with Intercontinental Delivery System?" -- Mr.Rogers, 11:54:04 05/28/09 Thu
  - A glow in the dark glass plate? -- Ravegirl, 12:00:24 05/28/09 Thu
    - The downside is you have to wait 713,000,000 years to use it. -- Rocky RaCoco, 15:36:11 05/28/09 Thu
      - Actually Chernobyl is growing back.. Much sooner than anticipated. -- ^Lillith^, 15:42:12 05/28/09 Thu
        But we didn't blow the flying shit out of Chernobyl -- Rocky RaCoco, 19:06:18 05/28/09 Thu
        No they did a pretty fucking good job of that on their own. -- ^Lillith^, 23:18:37 05/28/09 Thu
        But again Hiroshima was a few Kilotons -- Rocky RaCoco, 09:53:49 05/29/09 Fri
- Oh we'll be on our knees alright -- Biker Demon, 15:30:53 05/28/09 Thu
  - My dear friend... -- chadi, 07:20:27 05/30/09 Sat
    - Amazing that... -- ^Lillith^ >>>LOL<<<, 09:14:44 05/30/09 Sat
      - My friend... you speak good English... but I'm sorry to tell you... -- chadi, 09:39:57 05/30/09 Sat
        He was picking up some Hashish for the Pres. -- Biker Demon, 10:34:39 05/30/09 Sat
        I don't believe your Pres smokes Hashish... -- chadi, 16:06:15 05/30/09 Sat
        I fail to understand what the elections in a piss ant country like Lebanon have to do with anything. -- ~Satan~, 16:03:57 05/31/09 Sun
        Lebanon isn't threatening USA -- chadi, 05:11:06 06/01/09 Mon
        Okay that makes more sense. -- ~Satan~, 07:13:15 06/01/09 Mon
Do you know what they call the stuff you find in soiled Panties? -- The PantyChrist, 13:30:43 05/26/09 Tue
- or how about the blond that saves used rubbers.. -- JFChrist, 07:46:27 05/27/09 Wed
  - Well what about ole Rabbi Schwartz? -- Rabbi Bentadic, 20:23:06 05/27/09 Wed
    - And you can make wallets from them! -- Rabbi Schwartz, 13:54:45 05/29/09 Fri
Robert Asprin -- Aahz and Skeeve >>>sigh<<<, 23:55:58 05/28/09 Thu
- Bummer... (NT) -- Sad Fans, 09:55:58 05/29/09 Fri
Lisa is a blonde. -- Your Daily Fail, 15:04:01 05/25/09 Mon
Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! (NT) -- Pink Floyd, 11:09:02 05/20/09 Wed
- Tear Down The Wall !!! (NT) -- chadi, 11:13:38 05/20/09 Wed
  - Take me to the dark side of the moon (NT) -- Safyre, 04:28:18 05/21/09 Thu
    - Let me take you to the movies. Can I take you to the show? -- Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin), 04:55:24 05/21/09 Thu
      - Set your controls for a fart that will stun. (NT) -- Stink Floyd, 11:01:30 05/21/09 Thu
        Eugene! Put down that axe! (NT) -- Flink Poyd, 10:47:34 05/22/09 Fri
        I jus wanna axe yo not to farts again (NT) -- Aunt Jo Momma, 13:15:52 05/22/09 Fri
A heart felt message to the spammers of the world -- ~Satan~, 15:32:04 05/18/09 Mon
The latest nigerian scam -- Justin Alaeious, 22:00:13 05/15/09 Fri
Earth, my mother... do what thou wilt!!! (NT) -- chadi, 10:41:05 05/14/09 Thu
- Earth my body -- Pagan Pete, 11:36:16 05/14/09 Thu
  - Blessed Be, Pete. (Or Pan?) (NT) -- ig0at, 13:01:31 05/14/09 Thu
    - Or Peter Pan! -- Pagan Pete, 16:16:49 05/14/09 Thu
      - Better hang on to that peter, Pan. -- Whizzbangofaknowledgedaemon, 09:21:46 05/15/09 Fri
        Is there a Tally of them Whackers? (NT) -- Pagan Pete, 12:25:11 05/15/09 Fri
        Here's a tally whacker we can all suck (down) -- Nether Highmen, 22:13:46 05/15/09 Fri
        Peter Puffer and the Tally Whacker Smackers! -- Nether Highmen, 22:20:18 05/15/09 Fri
What Do Americans Want? Legal Pot, White House Online Survey Reports -- ~Satan~, 13:27:35 05/15/09 Fri
- In 1969, the federal drug enforcement budget was $65 million. -- Federal Folly, 14:37:34 05/15/09 Fri
  - -It's so nice to be stoned- -- White Witch, 15:50:27 05/15/09 Fri
- Except Mr Obama is wrong! -- Safyre, 15:57:49 05/15/09 Fri
  - Corn $50 per Acre. Marijuana $50,000.00 per Acre -- Farmer John, 16:36:36 05/15/09 Fri
Obama's comedy special... -- ^Lillith^, 00:32:12 05/13/09 Wed
- Hahaha -- Safyre, 02:33:31 05/14/09 Thu
  - All things considered -- ~Satan~, 11:37:36 05/14/09 Thu
    - I would totally agree -- Safyre, 15:50:54 05/15/09 Fri
This is what I'm doing tonight :D -- ^Lillith^, 15:42:30 05/15/09 Fri
◊♦◊♦◊♦◊♦◊♦◊ -- ∀↑⊥⊂‡, 13:30:33 05/14/09 Thu
NEVER delete my messages too!!! (NT) -- chadi, 13:34:19 05/11/09 Mon
- ~Satan~, I don't have the current password. Please delete this message... -- Justin Alaeious, 15:41:54 05/11/09 Mon
  - You will never reach the Promised Land if you delete any of my messages!!! (NT) -- chadi, 16:07:20 05/11/09 Mon
    - I hate to be the one to break it to you. -- ^Lillith^, 01:30:14 05/12/09 Tue
- To delete or not to delete? That is the question. -- ~Satan~, 20:08:48 05/13/09 Wed
  - Well, as long as it's entertaining... (NT) -- ∀—†⊂‡, 10:24:54 05/14/09 Thu
God just toald cnn that she is ok with masturbating -- me, 13:48:58 05/12/09 Tue
- God needs to learn to spell "told" -- ~Satan~, 17:06:27 05/13/09 Wed
Andrew Dice Clay's Nursery Rhymes -- The Irish Samurai, 12:42:21 05/13/09 Wed
I think I have Swine Flu... -- chadi, 12:01:10 05/01/09 Fri
- The truth behind the Swine Flu... -- ^Lillith^, 14:57:19 05/01/09 Fri
  - LOL (NT) -- chadi, 15:21:25 05/01/09 Fri
- Take your annual bath -- Frito Bandito, 09:13:49 05/02/09 Sat
  - I hate bathing... -- chadi, 11:01:10 05/02/09 Sat
    - I can confirm that -- Clyde, 15:09:09 05/02/09 Sat
- I think you are the swine flu -- CDC, 20:31:12 05/09/09 Sat
Some twisted Rabbi is in orgasmic bliss over this. -- Force Kin, 21:20:32 05/09/09 Sat
- Tee Hee! -- Beavis, 07:15:10 05/10/09 Sun
There's no salvation without DESTRUCTION! -- chadi >>>Serious note<<<, 01:29:52 05/05/09 Tue
- There's No Hope without Dope! -- 420 MAN, 09:33:05 05/05/09 Tue
  - nice one (NT) -- chadi, 10:54:03 05/05/09 Tue
- Yeah. Like this bowl I just loaded. -- Verde, 20:42:22 05/09/09 Sat
The dumbest beauty queen in the world? -- John Bull, 12:10:37 05/04/09 Mon
- Well that video isn't there -- Safyre, 16:03:54 05/04/09 Mon
- Umm... With all due respect... -- Most everybody, 20:38:11 05/09/09 Sat
There's No Need to Fear! 420 Man is Here! -- 420 MAN, 13:10:45 05/06/09 Wed
- Such lovey flowers on such a sweet litte girl. Oi! (NT) -- Rabbi Swartz, 19:30:38 05/06/09 Wed
  - Yeah, them "flowers" look sweet alright! (NT) -- ~Satan~, 00:19:26 05/07/09 Thu
- Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (NT) -- chadi, 03:22:46 05/07/09 Thu
  - 420 MAN Says... -- 420 MAN, 14:08:16 05/07/09 Thu
Inject The Venom -- AC/DC, 04:29:18 05/06/09 Wed
Hail hail to the May queen! (NT) -- chadi, 01:30:41 05/05/09 Tue
- Would that be Blane? (NT) -- ~Satan~, 11:37:30 05/05/09 Tue
  - lol... You have to ask Aleister Crowley (NT) -- chadi, 11:57:32 05/05/09 Tue
Stay Tuned for The Adventures of 420 MAN -- ~Satan~, 18:49:18 05/04/09 Mon
I LOVE SATAN -- chadi, 05:18:07 05/03/09 Sun
- I call your hand and raise you 2 sets of tits (NT) -- Safyre, 05:52:13 05/03/09 Sun
  - mmmm... so let me raise you 1 tongue :p (NT) -- chadi, 06:03:33 05/03/09 Sun
    - My LINGA is next (NT) -- chadi, 06:14:26 05/03/09 Sun
      - is this because -- Frito Bandito, 00:30:42 05/04/09 Mon
This is not a political post... Indeed, it's a very humanitarian one: -- chadi, 17:30:04 04/29/09 Wed
- P.S: don't feel offended... this is not a personal attack on anyone of you (NT) -- chadi, 17:40:41 04/29/09 Wed
- Hmm... -- Safyre, 20:03:44 04/29/09 Wed
  - I agree (NT) -- chadi, 22:29:39 04/29/09 Wed
  - The Swine Flu is a Virus, Nothing more nothing less. -- ~Satan~, 08:48:00 04/30/09 Thu
- The Swine Flu (H1N1) started in Mexico. -- Needtofindmywaders Demon, 16:21:56 04/30/09 Thu
  - I'm not Muslim... I am born to a "Maronite" family; and I don't believe that "Allah" (="God") exists... (NT) -- chadi, 08:49:47 05/01/09 Fri
    - Ok Shiva or whatever it is then.. (NT) -- Toomanygodshere Demon, 13:32:49 05/01/09 Fri
      - hehehe (NT) -- chadi, 13:42:38 05/01/09 Fri

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