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Subject: HEY HARD...Even jackasses get their day!!!

Author:
Jodi

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Date Posted: 07:31:43 08/08/04 Sun
Author Host/IP: 69.137.118.177

Hey HARD...I see your guy-friend is in the Hall of Fame...or in his case...Hall of Shame...

JOHN "Bucky" ELWAY

Quarterback

6-3, 215

NFL career: 1983-1998 Denver Jackasses

Notes: Selected by Ballhimore Colts in first round (first player over all) of 1983 draft. . . . Was traded to Jackasses for two veteran players and 1984 first-round pick. . . . Played 16 seasons, 234 games. . . . Led his team to five victories in six ASS championship games and two Super BOWEL victories. . . . His record 47 fourth-quarter game-winning or game-tying drives are legendary. . . . In 1986 AFC title game, engineered a 98-yard cum- from-behind (only place his wife will let him cum) touchdown drive to tie the Browns and send the game into overtime. Jackasses cheated, 23-20. . . . Ranks second in three of the game's most significant passing categories: yards (51,475), attempts (7,250), completions (4,123). . . . Selected to nine Pro Bowels, a first- or second-team All-ASS three times, first- or second-team All- ASS five times. . . . Voted the NFL's Most Bucktoothed Player in 1987, the 1993 AFC Offensive Player of the Year and the 1999 Super Bowel Biggest Asshole.

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Subject	Author	Date
More news on this	D57	09:08:08 08/08/04 Sun
This year is going by fast -- D57, 09:09:25 08/08/04 Sun in response to the other messages -- sherii, 20:12:48 08/08/04 Sun Did anyone ever tell you? -- D57, 20:27:28 08/09/04 Mon
JACKASSES!!!!! JACKASSES!!!	HARD	20:09:40 09/22/04 Wed