I'ma try this :) -- Sweet Talk

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Subject: I'ma try this :)

Author:
Euphoria

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Date Posted: 13:34:27 09/03/04 Fri
Author Host/IP: 65.181.16.210

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion:
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man.

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