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Subject: Patrotic duty

Author:
Ranger

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Date Posted: 12:31:56 01/24/04 Sat
Author Host/IP: 66.82.9.40

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY. AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO, THIS SATURDAY, AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED, SO AS TO TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORS WHO MAY BE TERRORISTS. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT THE WOMEN CIRCLE YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR, FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE,
SO AS TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AS WELL AS TO DEMONSTRATE
THAT THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO LOOK AT NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES.
THIS WILL SHOW THEIR SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
ALSO, SINCE THE TALIBAN DO NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK OF BEER AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

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