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Subject: OK....I'm Sorry


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HARD
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Date Posted: 19:43:12 02/26/04 Thu
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In reply to: HARD 's message, "NOT ME" on 19:22:08 02/26/04 Thu

Ok....I apologize....I was there but...Mostly I just attended the wedding celabrations.....you know....Jesus knew how to bring a party way back up when it was on it's way down hill...there was this one time....when they ran out of wine....so the next thing ya know (just when I was getting ready to leave...) he turns this whole bunch of water into wine....more then enough for everybody.....MAN!!!! did that party start jumping. People were cutting a rug...having a great time popping their toes...then all the apostoles showed up......and while they were a great group of guys...and all....well...ya know.. most people just left becuase they smelled like bait. I left with one of the prostitues he didn't get to in time...she went to the ceramony to get converted...and I just kept giving her wine and telling her to hang on I would introduce her to Jesus when the band took a break.....well I knew back in those days the band played a lot longer without taking a break then they do today...so finally, after a few more glasses of wine...(who am I kidding the lady was using a funnel)....I convinced her to leave with me...and well I praised the lord the rest of the week. BUT!!! THAT WAS the extent of my involvement.....like pontious pilot....I washed my hands!!!!

HEY...have you all heard about ENZYTE....I see no reason why "BOB" should have all the fun...walking around with that shit eating grin....and acting like he is all that...so I went to 4enzyte.com.....and they have free samples.....I will submit a picture if it leaves me smiling like bob...but pretty much.....and for a whole lot cheaper...I think Playboy and the free porn on the web will have the same reaction from me as ENZYTE.....I think Bob really took acid!!!

ok...just wanted to apologize.

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