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Date Posted: 19:31:43 04/30/04 Fri
Author Host/IP: 66.82.9.34
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open hiseyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass ofwater on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front ofhim, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it isin perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takesthe aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son,what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 AM,
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast in on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - PRICELESS
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