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Subject: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

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Date Posted: 17:29:19 12/11/02 Wed
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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50� Fahrenheit (10� C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35� Fahrenheit (1.6� C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32� Fahrenheit (0 � C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0� Fahrenheit (-17.9� C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60� Fahrenheit (-51� C)
Mt.St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100� Fahrenheit (-73� C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173� Fahrenheit (-114� C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the
keg.

-460� Fahrenheit (-273� C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500� Fahrenheit (-295� C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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Goodgirl's secret	D57	06:35:02 12/21/02 Sat
GG -- Ranger, 13:19:59 12/21/02 Sat regardless -- D57, 11:02:52 01/01/03 Wed bring a pillow (NT) -- heat miser, 12:26:12 01/01/03 Wed