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Subject: the familier joke .........love you all hehe

Author:
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Date Posted: 17:42:48 02/24/03 Mon
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Finally a story that explains what it's like to be Canadian...

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for
six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel, found him resting
on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going
to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example,
Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern Europe
is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.

Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is
a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to
different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while
this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass
in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth.
There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite
coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and
humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be
extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving and they will
be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.
I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who
will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about
balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards
I'm putting next to them...."

(DOHH!!!!!!).
......my American friends...you know I love ya eh!!!!!

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