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Subject: you might be a motorcyclist if.....

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Date Posted: 06:27:29 04/30/03 Wed
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You might be a motorcyclist if ...
You ever thought we should change the national anthem to "Freebird."

Your best friends are named after animals.

Your best shoes have steel toes.

Every left shoe you own has a black spot on it from the shift lever.

You owned three different bikes before you ever owned a car.

You think Easy Rider has held up pretty well after all these years.

When you refer to Captain America, you mean the bike and not the comic book hero.

You know that Marlon Brando rode a Triumph in The Wild Ones and not a Harley-Davidson.

You also know that it was Lee Marvin rode the Harley in The Wild Ones.

You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbed wire.

You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste.

You're only sunburned on the back of your hands and neck.

You carry around a crushed beer can in case you have to park your bike on hot asphalt.

You pull your bike into the motel room and use a bath towel to wipe it off.

Your significant other (SO) has to climb over your bike to do the laundry in the basement.

You don't know how to do laundry, but you have 4 different kinds of cleaners for your bike.

You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

You wave at bikers even when you're in your car.

Your other vehicle is a truck equipped with a motorcycle ramp.

Your three piece suit consists of leather chaps, a leather vest, and a leather jacket.

Your other suit is a rain suit.

You wake up next to your SO and your first thought is if your bike will start.

You know the real name for the passenger seat and its not pillion.

You know where Sturgis is.

You take your kids for a ride on your bike before they can walk.

You can't remember your kids' names or birthdays, but you can remember that Harley-Davidson made the Knucklehead, Panhead, Shovelhead, Evolution, and Twin Cam 88.

You are currently wearing two or more articles of clothing that have a Harley-Davidson label in them.

Folks at the Harley store know you by name.

You have your own coffee cup at the Harley store.

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