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Subject: What, No Post Season Awards from the League???

Author:
Grey Goose

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Date Posted: 14:59:07 08/27/02 Tue

Fresno Frenzy,

What happened? Why did you get shut out of all the post season awards? No Best Mascot, Dance Team, Website...No Expansion Team of the Year, community relations...Not evan a Special Teams Coaches of the year Award. Couldn't the Frenzy have recieved a purple honorable mention ribbon or tiny trophy for participation? Well, being the devoted fan that I am, I have come up with a list of awards to give to the Frenzy Staff for all of their hard work. Enjoy...

The Tom Cruise Risky Business Award-- the FRANCHISE
for his nothing but Jersey, Jersey Auction promo at
halftime of the final home game.

The Super Stuntman Award-- the Right Now Courier, aka El
for his amazing driving exploits while delivering the
game ball

The Undertaker's American Bad Ass Award-- John Schaefer

The Nick Burns Computer Excellence Award-- Chaz Wheeler "e"
Honorable Mention- John Nino

Best Hair-- Bob Jenkins
with or without the head band

The Me-N-Eds Where are They Now Local Celebrity Award-- Nardo

Mom of the Year-- Jan Lawson

The Kenny Loggins Fan of the Year-- Bob Martin
Full diet of non-stop Kenny Loggins

The Broadway Joe Gauranteed Winner-- Fresno and Wichita
There was a tie in this category since both gauranteed
wins against each other.

The Saturday Night Fever Dancer Award- Tabitha
Honorable Mention- Kristi
For hardest working dancer

Most Popular-- Eric Scharton

The No Such Thing as Bad Publicity Award-- John Schaefer
One time would be owner of a the Aces.

And Finally,
The First Annual Bob Harrigan Award for the Hardest Working Frenzy Staff Member-- Bob Harrigan

Congratulations to all the winners. To all the loosers, don't feel bad, there's always next year. I hope I didn't forget anybody. Good luck in the off season.

From the dirty dirty,
Grey Goose

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Author:
Nutz
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Date Posted: 15:24:05 08/27/02 Tue

John Wiebe Intern of the Year Award -- Atiek
Honorable Mention -- The Wheel

World Series of Lunch Poker Champion -- Nutz

Wild Animal Kingdom Pets of the Year -- The mice at Selland Arena
Honorable mention -- The ants in the men's bathroom

>Fresno Frenzy,
>
> What happened? Why did you get shut out of all
>the post season awards? No Best Mascot, Dance Team,
>Website...No Expansion Team of the Year, community
>relations...Not evan a Special Teams Coaches of the
>year Award. Couldn't the Frenzy have recieved a
>purple honorable mention ribbon or tiny trophy for
>participation? Well, being the devoted fan that I am,
>I have come up with a list of awards to give to the
>Frenzy Staff for all of their hard work. Enjoy...
>
>The Tom Cruise Risky Business Award-- the FRANCHISE
> for his nothing but Jersey, Jersey Auction promo
>at
> halftime of the final home game.
>
>The Super Stuntman Award-- the Right Now Courier, aka
>El
> for his amazing driving exploits while delivering
>the
> game ball
>
>The Undertaker's American Bad Ass Award-- John Schaefer
>
>The Nick Burns Computer Excellence Award-- Chaz
>Wheeler "e"
>Honorable Mention- John Nino
>
>Best Hair-- Bob Jenkins
> with or without the head band
>
>The Me-N-Eds Where are They Now Local Celebrity
>Award-- Nardo
>
>Mom of the Year-- Jan Lawson
>
>The Kenny Loggins Fan of the Year-- Bob Martin
> Full diet of non-stop Kenny Loggins
>
>The Broadway Joe Gauranteed Winner-- Fresno and
>Wichita
> There was a tie in this category since both
>gauranteed
> wins against each other.
>
>The Saturday Night Fever Dancer Award- Tabitha
>Honorable Mention- Kristi
> For hardest working dancer
>
>Most Popular-- Eric Scharton
>
>The No Such Thing as Bad Publicity Award-- John
>Schaefer
> One time would be owner of a the Aces.
>
>And Finally,
>The First Annual Bob Harrigan Award for the Hardest
>Working Frenzy Staff Member-- Bob Harrigan
>
>Congratulations to all the winners. To all the
>loosers, don't feel bad, there's always next year. I
>hope I didn't forget anybody. Good luck in the off
>season.
>
>From the dirty dirty,
>Grey Goose