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Date Posted: 17:16:23 05/06/02 Mon
Author: Paul Haymen
Subject: ECW's HardCore TV Results

ECW HardCore TV-Monday,May the 6th!

The shows starts off with ECW's two commentators coming down the ramp to the table,They sit down and begin to speak

Joey Styles-"Well,Finally fans,Here is the first ever ECW show on The Rating Wars Network!Well I am Joey Styles with my partner.....Joel E. Gertner"

Joel Gertner-"It's me,It's me,It's me!But anyway lets get to our first match!It will be Tommy Dreamer against "The Franchise" Shane Douglas for the #1 contendership of the World Title.The winner will get a shot at either Sabu OR Raven"

Joey-"Yes your right,But depedning on who wins is who ever The winner of this match will face at the next PPV probably,Which will be next Saturday and it will be.......Guilty As Charged!"

Shane Douglas's Theme hits and out walks Shane Douglas, with Francine. He is looking cocky
as he walks down to the ring. Francine is looking hot . They both get in the ring. Shane grabs a
mic and says: "The Franchise is gonna kick the ass of the good for nothing punk Tommy
Dreamer." Just then "Man in a box" by Alice in Chains hits and out walks the innovator of
violence, Tommy Dreamer. He gets in the ring and raises his hands into the air. Tommy gets a
mic and says: "Hey Franchise you should have left your bitch at home, because when I'm done
with you she won't be able to recognize you." Douglas then runs at Dream and is met with a fist
to the face. The ref calls for the opening bell, as the match begins. Dream is dominating
Douglas with closed fists, as the crowd starts a "Tommy Dreamer" chant. Dreamer then hits a
pile driver on Douglas, Dreamer goes for the cover. 1..2.., Douglas kicks out. Francine gets on
the apron and distracts Dreamer. Douglas then hits a double axe handle shot on Dreamer.
Douglas then picks up Dreamer and throws him into the corner,He then low blows Douglas(Dreamer does) and then hits a DDT!Douglas how ever gets up REALLY fast and runs at the ropes and nails a drop kick knocking Dreamer into the corner once again!Douglas then walks over and sits on the top rope,He tries to hit a spinning DDT but Dreamer reverses it and hits The TommyHawk!He then pins Douglas "1.......2....."Francine then distracts the referee and Douglas then pulls out a pair of brass knucks from his trunks,He then nails Dreamer with the knucks and throws them, out of the ring.The ref then tunrs around and sees The Franchise pinning Dreamer "1.....2....3"

Announcer-"Your Winner..And #1 Contender......'The Franchise' Shane Douglas!!!!!!!"

Joey Styles-"Whoa,That was a GREAT match!Great BUT the next match will also be great!"

JG-"Yeah but.....What the hell...Look at the titian tron!"

The camera then zooms into the titian tron and Cactus Jack is seen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack-"Well,Well,Well It looks like I Cactus Jack am back in the ECW!"

The crowd then screams wildly and he continues

Cactus Jack-"And I Cactus Jack am gonna go back to being Hardcore,But just drafted by the owner is some guy named Pogo The Clown,So Pogo I challenge you to a match at the next ECW PPV,Next Saturday and we will see who is really hardcore,Becuase Pogo I will be ready and I will shead some blood and tears,But Pogo,You my friend,Will just shead A LOT..Of Blood!!!!!"

The camera then goes black as Cactus walks out of the room,When suddenly....Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage!

Heyman-"Well Cactus Jack,Your match is made and if you lose this Saturday at the PPV,Then you my friend will be FIRED on the spot and be replaced by......White Trash Johnny Web!But Cactus,If you manage to win your match then Web will stay out of the ECW and you will get a ECW title shot at a later time!"

Heyman then leaves with all of the fans completly stunned

Joey-"Well Fans,ECW is very sorry but there will be no ECW Friday Night Thrill Zone this week becuase of the PPV on Saturday,BUT because of this the PPV will be HUGE!"

Joel-"Yeah Yeah Yeah,Who cares Joey,Lets just get onto the next match,The ECW Tag Team Title Match!Between the newly made team of Rey Mysterio Jr and Kid Kaos against none other than The Dudleyz,D'Von and Buh Buh!"

Then suddenly The Dudleyz music hit as D'Von and Buh Buh walk out to the ring together,They get into the ring as Rey Mysterio's theme music hits and he and his partner...Juventud Guerrara walk out onto the stage!

Joey-"What The Fuck?Thats not Kid Kaos,Thats Juvi Guerrara!He must be Reys partner for some reason!"

The match starts with Kid Kaos running through the crowd and nailing both Dudleyz in the back with chairs!!!!He then high-fives Juvi and Juvi goes back stage.Kaos then picks up D'Von and throws him into the corner.He then sets a chair up to spring board off of,WhAcK...He nails a dropkick right into D'Vons jaw while Rey contniues to kick Buh Buh in the shins!Kaos then grabs the chair and nails D'Von over the head with it!He then sets D'Von in the middle of the ring and Kaos gets outta the ring and gets a table,He then sets up the table near a corner.Mean while Rey low-blows BuhBuh and puts him onto the top turnbuckle in sitting position.....Kaos then moves the table over right behind Rey and puts D'Von on the table.Rey then leaps onto BuhBuhs shoulders and nails a top rope hurincanrana through the table and onto D'Von!Kaos then pins D'Von "1........2......3"

Announcer-"Your winners AND ECW Tag Team Champions..........Kid Kaos & Rey Mysterio Jr.!!!!!!!!!"

Joel-"Whoa,Now Joey,That was a GREAT match,But sadly enough,We have learned that The Match between The Messiah and The Sandman for The ECW King of DeathMatch title has been moved to the PPV which will be on Saturday!But the type of match has also been changed,It will now be a Flouresent Light Bulb Match!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Joey-"Yeah and did we mention that the RVD Rhyno match has been cancelled too,NO IM JUST KIDDING,The match will still be tonight,In fact it's next!"


"One of a kind" by Breaking Point hits and out walks The Whole Dam Show, Rob Van Dam. He
comes out to the ring doing his double thumb taunt while walking down to the ring. He gets to
the ring and rolls inside. He then waits for the announcer to say his name just before he jumps
in the air and does a spinning heel kick, landing on his feet. Then all of a sudden "Debonaire"
by Dope hits and out walks "the man beast", Rhyno. Rhyno gets in the ring, climbs a
turnbuckle and raises his fists in the air. He then gets off the turnbuckle and looks a whole into
RVD. The ref calls for the bell and the match begins. Rhyno runs at RVD going for the spear
early, but RVD counters and hits a spin kick to the face on Rhyno. RVD then spring boards off
of the 2nd turnbuckle and kicks Rhyno in the face. RVD then runs to the ropes and attempts
the rolling thunder. Rhyno gets his knees up to block the move. Rhyno picks up RVD and
throws him to the ropes. As RVD nears Rhyno, Rhyno hits a spinebuster on RVD and goes for
the pin but RVD kicks Rhyno in the mouth and then rolls him up into a school boy "1......2"The Man Beast Kicks Out at 2!But then Rhyno jumps up and runs at the ropes but RVD hops up onto the top rope and nails Rhyno in the jaw with a strait kick!RVD then gets out side of the ring and grabs a chair.Instaead of using the chair to hit the Van Daminator RVD just puts the chair in between the turnbuckles so that it is wedged in the middle of the middle and the top pads.Rhyno then charges at RVD but RVD rolls out of the way and Rhyno smashes into the chaior in the corner!!!!!!!RVD then hops onto the top rope and nails the Van Daminator "1........2.......3"

Announcer-"Your Winner and ECW Television Champion.......Rob Van Dam!!"

Joel Gertner-"Next up is the FTW Title Match between Taz and Supreme"

Joey-"Yeah,The Fuck The World Title for those who didnt know!"

Then suddenly the lights go out and Taz' symbol begins to blink on the titian tron,He then waljks out with the title around his waist and a towel on his head.When suddenly the lighs cut on and Supreme rushes to Taz and nails him in the back with a flaming table lighting on fire the towel he had on his Head!

Then suddenly a "Holy Shit" chant breaks out in the ECW arena and Supreme gets a saddistic smile on his face!

Supreme then takes off the towel and uses it to light a table at ring side on fire!Supreme then takes Taz and gets onto the rig apron,He then hits a power slam through the flaming table and onto the floor!Supreme then
pins Taz "1.......2......3"

Announcer-"Your Winner and NEW FTW Champion.....Supreme,Huh?Wait a second,The bell never rang so.....The match never began and Supreme never made the pin,So lets CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Supreme looks really pissed and confuzed at the same time!Just then Rhyno runs to the ring and spears Supreme on the concrete floor!Supreme is very dazed but after about three or four minutes he gets back up VERY mad but is then put into the Tazmission by Taz and then taps out!Taz,also being pissed off then picks the knocked out Supreme up and nails a Taz Plex off of the stage through about two tables!!!!!!!

Announcer-"Your winner and still FTW Champion...Taz!"

Joey-"I can't wait next is the ECW World Title Match!"

Joel-"Me neither so lets shut-up and watch it!!!"

Sabu's Theme hits and out walks the sucicidely, genocidely, homocidely, maniac; Sabu. Sabu
gets in the ring and does his point to the sky taunt. Then "Keep Em' Seperated" By the
Offspring hits and out walks Raven. Raven gets in the rings, climbs the turnbuckle and does his
arms spread taunt. The ref calls for the opening bell, and the match begins. Raven starts out
with a side head lock. Sabu reverses it and throws Raven into the ropes and hits Raven with a
shoulder block. Raven hits the ground hard. Sabu runs toward the ropes and hits a springboard
moonsault on Raven. Sabu gets a 2 count out of it. He flips Raven to his back and puts a camel
clutch on him. Sabu then runs to the ropes and hits a sliding dropkick on Raven. Sabu the goes
outside a grabs a chair. Sabu climbs the top turnbuckle and attempts his Leg Drop from the top
with a chair under his legs. Raven moves out of the way. Sabu lands hard to the mat and is
holding his legs. Raven sets up the chair. Raven picks up Sabu and tosses him into the ropes,And when Sabu returns Raven hits the drop toe hold and goes for the pin "1.......2.."Kick-Out by Sabu!Raven then gets impatient and picks up Sabu and puts him so that he is sitting on the top turnbuckle,He then moves the chair so that it is under Sabu and him,He then grabs Sabu's head and nails an EvenFlow off of the top rope onto the chair and goes for the pin "1.........2.......3"

Anounncer-"Your winner and ECW World Champion.....Raven!"

Raven then goes backstage with his title

Joel Gertner-"GoodNight Everyone"

Joey-"Yes,GoodNight and remember that at he next PPV it will be Raven vs. Shane Douglas vs. Tommy Dreamer (Becuase he was cheated so he gets another shot!) which will be this Saturday,And again,Untill then this is Joey Styles with Joel Gertner saying Good Night and we will see ya at the Pay Per View.....ECW Guilty As Charged!!!!"

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