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Subject: Abdication

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George Lucas

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Date Posted: 16:53:23 07/22/02 Mon
In reply to: J.J.Binks 's message, "Mesa Gonna Save Da Hospytwal" on 04:49:02 07/21/02 Sun

Dear Shrine readers,

I curse the day that I thought up that Goddamn Binks thing. In fact, I can no longer live with myself and hereby renounce my position as a movie maker of quality repute and do most humbly resign from not only Lucasfilm Ltd, but Lucasarts Ltd and Lucasbones Ltd. I shall commit suicide at 3pm precisely on Sunday the Seventy-First of Smarch by jumping into the life-sized Sarlacc Pit that I had re-created here at Skywalker Ranch. I hereby name Messrs Lucas Bones and Isaac Mangang as the sole true heirs to my vast fortune and funky technical equipment. I only hope that they can make a better job of "Mist Raiders Episode II: Revenge of the Eight-Legged Lighthouse" than I have with those appaling Star Wars sequels. And as I cast myself into the gorge of eternal peril, I shall be carrying with me a mask of the aforementioned Binks as a reminder of what a good-for-almost-nothing twat I am.

Your Sincerely,

Mr George Lucas
Skywalker Ranch
California

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Subject	Author	Date
too hard on yourself you are	Yoda	15:06:23 07/23/02 Tue
You win. I understand. -- George Lucas, 17:23:43 07/23/02 Tue Having some you will be... -- Yoda, 22:35:05 07/23/02 Tue Movin' Right Along -- George Lucas, 15:28:15 07/24/02 Wed My Post -- TK421, 00:41:35 07/25/02 Thu Aren't you a little dead to be a Stormtrooper? -- D.Vader, 04:36:23 07/25/02 Thu It was MY POST ORIGINALY -- THX1138, 11:52:07 07/25/02 Thu ahh -- budget, 23:54:25 07/28/02 Sun