| Subject: Abdication |
Author:
George Lucas
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Date Posted: 16:53:23 07/22/02 Mon
In reply to:
J.J.Binks
's message, "Mesa Gonna Save Da Hospytwal" on 04:49:02 07/21/02 Sun
Dear Shrine readers,
I curse the day that I thought up that Goddamn Binks thing. In fact, I can no longer live with myself and hereby renounce my position as a movie maker of quality repute and do most humbly resign from not only Lucasfilm Ltd, but Lucasarts Ltd and Lucasbones Ltd. I shall commit suicide at 3pm precisely on Sunday the Seventy-First of Smarch by jumping into the life-sized Sarlacc Pit that I had re-created here at Skywalker Ranch. I hereby name Messrs Lucas Bones and Isaac Mangang as the sole true heirs to my vast fortune and funky technical equipment. I only hope that they can make a better job of "Mist Raiders Episode II: Revenge of the Eight-Legged Lighthouse" than I have with those appaling Star Wars sequels. And as I cast myself into the gorge of eternal peril, I shall be carrying with me a mask of the aforementioned Binks as a reminder of what a good-for-almost-nothing twat I am.
Your Sincerely,
Mr George Lucas
Skywalker Ranch
California
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