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Date Posted: 16:11:52 02/04/11 Fri
Author: Anonymous
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Come on y'all...

I've been hearin a lot of dirty talk, rumors bout sabotage, and ill wishes around somoe of the pageants around here, including (sadly) the Universal Royalty Beauty Pageant here in Austin. I don't think this is okay at all. None of it is between the girls, (come on... they're 2 and 3). The parents are behind it all. I don't understand why y'all can't get along. my little Yva is sweet as pie to the other girls, and i am never hostile towards the other parents. I have heard lots of negative things about me, my husband, and even little Yva. She's three. really? why can't we all get along? I don't go to these things to put my daughter through hell, and i really enjoy going to these events and watching our little girls have the times of their lives. I love watching all the girls, and if my daughter doesn't walk away with a grand supreme, it's not the end of the world. lets all be nicer, and remember, these are pageants: not a matter of life and death. They are very important to Yva and I, but we don't let it ruin our lives when we don't win. and don't think we don't want it, and we don't try: Yva has walked away with two grand supremes as well as countless smaller titles. so lets all get along.

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[> A little bit of fun -- Anonymous, 11:50:57 02/17/11 Thu

<h1>101 Ways to Annoy People</h1>

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Continued at: <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.123bit.com/index.php?page=jokes2">http://www.123bit.com/index.php?page=jokes2</a>

(Sorry didnt want to flood with 101 lines)

tags: jokes, humor, bad jokes, practical jokes, total, fail, laugh, lol

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