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Date Posted: 17:59:14 09/01/00 Fri
Author: John O'Keefe
Subject: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet

Now, I've heard a lot here about this mysterious EFEEKO EL HOOCHO guy, and I must say I enjoy his work, so, when I found somebody named John O'Keefe selling a bike on the internet, I, quite paranoid, employed the help of EFEEKO EL HOOCHO to get him to believe he was, in fact, selling MY bike. Here's what the master of masterbating said:

"...and what do YOU think you're doing?! Selling my bike like that, of all the tacky things, ON THE INTERNET!!! SHAME SHAME!!! No, just kidding (sort of)... my name is ALSO John O'Keefe, and I ALSO have a bike that's too small for me, mostly because I was able to mold my extra weight so I know resemble a pear. But that's besides the point... oh, johnny boy, we have SO much in common already!!! Do you like cats? I don't mean the musical, I mean, nice, fluffy, even, at times, fuzzy cats??? I have a cat and I like to REALLY REALLY treat him!!! His name is Bandit because he stole my virginity. Yes, HE stole my virginity. I like to give him a good rub down from time to time, but it makes the post orgasmic chill even worse: When that happens, I like to turn on the tv and watch the strongest man contest where they pull up cement blocks with their testicles. Anyway, Bandit comes a running by and the static electricity pulls him into the tv set. Well, I have to go now. HOW DARE YOU SELL MY BIKE!!!!!"
-Efeeko el Hoocho

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Replies:

Re: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet -- ----------, 10:06:21 09/03/00 Sun
- Re: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet -- Emily, 16:11:38 09/04/00 Mon
  - Re: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet -- John O'Keefe, 10:08:34 09/06/00 Wed
    - Re: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet -- Emily, 13:49:10 09/06/00 Wed
      - Re: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet -- John O'Keefe, 11:42:36 09/07/00 Thu
      - Re: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet -- John O'Keefe, 11:55:17 09/07/00 Thu
        Re: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet -- Emily, 13:04:14 09/07/00 Thu
        Re: Selling O'Keefe's bike on the Internet -- Jesse, 16:29:54 09/07/00 Thu

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