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Date Posted: 17:09:50 09/25/00 Mon
Author: John O'Keefe (of course)
Subject: AHHHH!! THE ARCH-ENEMY OF THE RANT RAISES ITS POOKY HEAD!!
In reply to: Viola Girl 's message, "Re: Viola Viola Viola" on 14:00:40 09/25/00 Mon

AHHH!!! All this while, I have been ranting and attempting to bewilder all those who come across my path of oddity and weirdness. Only is it now that "the rant" meets up once again with its eternal enemy... "the hissy fit"!!! As powerful as the rant can be, only the hissy fit can possibly stop it... Here is a sampling of "the hissy fit", as said by Viola Girl:

> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, your weird what the hell are
> you trying to say because I don't get it and if your
> insulting string instruments then go to hell. There
> cool so is Josh b/c he played the viola and ur not.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Just REPEATING it weakens the rant! Regardless, I am John O'Keefe! I'm not in tnl (for obvious reasons) and me play da tromboner!! I have never played a string instrument.... actually, come to think of it... I did! A long, long time ago... In an elementary school far, far away... there was the younger but still not cute "Bitty Efeeko"! I attempted the cello, but I got too excited with having such a large object between my legs. At that point, I wasn't toilet trained, I should mention... but I'd already learned the pleasures of melting pencils in microwaves (Bitty Jackson taught me that trick!)...

So... there you have it.
I DID, indeed, play a string instrument a long time ago, but I quite, as did most of the members of tnl. I do not want to start a war between brass and the ass... oops! I meant "strings" but I'm sure you already guessed that... oh crap!!!! Bandit wants some more! Dang it kitty! I did that FIVE MINUTES AGO!!! oh well... gotta go now...

Just remember: There shall always be an eternal struggle between the rant and the hissy fit, as there will always be a struggle between brass and ass... but, if it makes ya feel any better (it probably won't, though): Sure, the brass have the infamous "Tromboner", but the strings, if I recall correctly, have a... VIOLA HUT!!!! (Jesse, I can tell you're p.i.m.p.ing now!!!"

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