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Date Posted: 15:46:49 06/12/02 Wed
Author: Tyg
Subject: Petition to add Husband:

Plantiff
Samantha H. Affleck-Perry-Parker-Chasez-Flannery

Motion: Request for the Addition of husband and sex thingamabob.

I've always watched when my brother had Star Trek on, and I've managed to remember ALOT over the years. Well, I went surfing one afternoon (which is usually how I get into trouble anyway) and I came accross ConnorTrinneer.Com . Connor plays Trip on Enterprise. (Scott Bakula's the captain, and I really enjoyed Quantum Leap when I was a youngster.)

I've become an Enterprise fan inspite of the local UPN Affiliate's shitty signal.

I cant help but enjoy Connor, so far he's spent half the season in his underwear and an episode knocked up with a an alien's baby. *sigh* The man plays slutty very well.


Evidence of potential husbandness:


"If I don't start wasting some oxygen sleeping, I'm gonna start gettin' real cranky! You don't wanna spend your last 9 days with me when I'm cranky!"

"I remember this cartoon I saw as a kid. There were these two snails sitting on the back of a turtle and one snail turned to the other and said 'Hold on Fred...Here we go.'"

"It can giggle all it wants, but the galaxy ain't getting any of our bourbon!"

"Like a deer caught in the headlights of my love"
http://www.connortrinneer.com/STCQA/TrekQA9.jpg

Anyone who grins like this must have had a wicked sense of humour...that or a really tall glass of Absolute for breakfast.
http://www.connortrinneer.com/STCQA/TrekQA8.jpg


I hope I pleaded my case thoroughly and you will not find me guilty of cheating on my aformentioned husbands - ie JC, Trey, Matthew, Ben, Sean, et al.

Thank you very much your honors.
Samantha H.A.C.P.P.F.

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